A very different kind of POF trolling
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Drunkninja - So there was this one time, feeling defeat as the dregs of society, completely be leagured by such creatures, constantly messaging me, fighting for my attention; I was spent, but then I came along a heavenly blessed beauty such as yourself. How could I have been bestowed with such an honor? You have quite the indefatigable cadence that is apparent through your words, along with your beauty. I was quite enraptured as the pangs of lust flowed freely throughout my loins. I would love to take you on a hot Denny's date and let you order the grand slam breakfest. I would so do that for you.....
Fatty - thats the most bullsh*tmessage ive gotten on this site. but haha thanks?
Drunkninja - It may be. Okay, lets cut the BS: how about you and I lube up eachothers private parts and go at it like wild apes with rabies.
Fatty - Hahaha
Drunkninja - So I take it that is a yes? I am quite the skilled lover. I am quite skilled in the areas of endurance. I can make you purr like a wolverine.
Fatty - How does hahahaha means yes?
Drunkninja - Come on baby. I will make you moan like Chewbaccas retarded cousin.
Fatty - That made my day thank youuu
Drunkninja - I want to wrap you in a fur coat, bend you over, and shout sexually explicit obscenities in your ear, all in the native Wookie language, while railing you until I explode inside of you and my semen starts to drip down your thighs.
Fatty - Woww you are something else!
Drunkninja - I will do vile things to your ovarian castle as I send my seminal warlords to establish of reign of absolute tyranny throughout your fertile crescent, all while thrusting away with voracious aplomb. So in the end, you will bow to me my little fuzzy Wookie friend. You will take it, you will enjoy it, you will coo, and you will make that stupid little sound that Wookies make while I send my battering ram to smash through your vaginal castle gates. Your levees will break as you orgasm all over my erect manhood. Then after that, we can cuddle while watching Law and Order re-runs. How does that sound?
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