Not that anyone cares but this is Ophiuchus

http://www.love-astrology.com/astrol.../13th-sign.jpg

is he riding a dragon or something?

The heck is Ophiuchus? Something new I'm assuming. Not that I even care about horoscopes...

great i'm a taurus now

Apparently it only affects people that are born in the year 2009 and onwards.

I don't believe it at all. All the 'readings' are so broad it's hilarious.

No it wouldn't make sense to say that it only affects 2009 onwards because the periods changed quite a bit. If it was one or two days maybe. But this is more than a month difference which probably means even if you were born in the last 100 years it was already way off since the old dates were set 3000 years ago

Wikipedia still not updated?!?!?! How can this be?!?!
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Leo -> Leo

FTW!

if getting your sign tattooed on your body wasnt a big enough fail before, it sure is now. this shit just pushed it over the edge. lol

IM STILL A DRAGON:fullofwin:

WTF is an Ophiuchus?? How do they just randomly add a new one in there? It looks stupid, some dude riding a dragon/snake?... maybe that animal will attack the man's orifice so they will rename it to 'Oriphius'
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LOL and why are the dates overlapping? What happens when you land on a date like August 10, are you like half Cancer half Leo?

I work in a Japanese restaurant and a lot of the staff here are really into this crap! Wait 'till I burst their psychological bubbles! MINDBLASTED! :willnill:

hmm lol i honestly thought most people knew..that..the earth moves, and we rotate and it moves...

Went from a Libra to Virgo...

I'm never gonna read another horoscope after this zodiac change :lol

I went from being pisces- which describes me perfectly, to an aquarius- which I am the complete opposite of.

Thankfully, this only applies 2009 onward lol

this has altered all my life decisions, thankyou OP :lol

dude we have the same bday!

I dun care what astronomers say, there r only 12 Gold Clothes so there r 12 zodiacs PERIOD.

I went from a virgo to a Leo. Virgo is freaking stronger than Leo, he can take 3 gold saints at once.

i went from a pisces to an aqua-pisces :fullofwin:

in a related story, all Ford Taurus Models are now to be renamed to Ford Piece of Broken Garbage

lol a lotta the ppl posting in this thread are making up bullshit excuses why the ford Taurus wouldn't work. In reality, you're just scared of change and hate on progress.

I was born in a period where ford didn't even pay me to advertise their cars yet I still have faith in the quality of their new line of engines and much higher initial quality than before

*flame suit on*
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lol i'm all for ford's future. I'm just even more for making easy lame jokes about the taurus :)

PS wtf is this shit: :hotbaby: <-- when would you ever need to use this on this forum?

lol, same boat here

capricarius

aquacorn

FUCK THAT...im still calling myself a scorpio...screw libra

same here, any chance you born on the 13th of september?

Apprntly this only applies to people born after 2009.
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