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THE ROCK: "What's your favorite donut?"
DETECTIVE #2: "Jelly."
THE ROCK: "Oh, you like jelly. Well, jelly's a good one. The Rock says this; write this down. When you leave here, go down to Dunkin Donuts, get the biggest jelly donut you can find!"
(crowd pops louder)
LAWLER: "Oh, no... this guy's a COP!"
THE ROCK: "Write it down. Hold that jelly donut up, SQUEEZE all the jelly out, squeeze all the-- write it down; you like writing things down-- squeeze all the jelly out, and then-- write this down, you don't want to forget this-- TURN that sumbitch sideways, and stick it STRAIGHT UP your CANDY ASS!"
Pretty awesome. Canadian kids grow up playing street hockey on our own streets. This was playing street hockey on the biggest street in the city with thousands watching.
@News1130Sports: Former Canuck Sergei Shirokov has signed 3 year deal in Russia. He says “I don’t care about any NHL deals.” Sorry Florida. Posted via RS Mobile
I still wish AV had given Shirokov a chance instead of Glass or something. I know he keeps saying that he is a defensive liability..I mean..anyone can be taught that but nobody can teach talent... just me though.
I mean, didn't he say the same thing about Grabner and him being a defensive liability? how many shorthanded goals did he have? and what was his +/- this year? even plays the PK now.
@News1130Sports: Former Canuck Sergei Shirokov has signed 3 year deal in Russia. He says “I don’t care about any NHL deals.” Sorry Florida. Posted via RS Mobile
That's not a very smart thing to say... Way to burn your bridges!
As a side note, Larionov is the only classy Russian player I can think of. Anybody else? The rest of them are so cocky...
__________________ Do Not Put Aftershave on Your Balls. -604CEFIRO Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi