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07-20-2011, 04:54 PM
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Man force-feeds iphone to his gf
A patent attorney stuffed an iPhone down his girlfriend's throat during a spat in their posh Upper East Side home, authorities said yesterday.
Brian Anscomb, 37, force-fed the gizmo to his 23-year-old gal pal in their York Avenue apartment early Saturday, bruising and cutting her mouth, court papers say.
It wasn't his first phone flipout -- on July 10, he allegedly cracked her cellphone in half when she tried to call cops during a nasty squabble.
Anscomb then slugged her in the eye as she tried to flee, court papers claim.
He was arrested Sunday.
His lawyer, Steven Ross, said, "We deny all of the allegations."
Attorney busted for stuffing iPhone down gal pal's throat: cops - NYPOST.com
wonder what he was thinking to want to do something like that
07-20-2011, 04:58 PM
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that Apple ain't tasty
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07-20-2011, 05:03 PM
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what's with the fucked up news lately, everything that gets posted is so ..messed haha ;x but ouch..i dont think she can open her mouth that wide
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07-20-2011, 05:11 PM
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CBruegmann what's with the fucked up news lately, everything that gets posted is so ..messed haha ;x but ouch..i dont think she can open her mouth that wide
well you know, whats normal ain't new. if it ain't new, it ain't news.
07-20-2011, 05:20 PM
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what. the.fuck
hope he enjoys scrotum in his mouth in jail
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07-20-2011, 05:25 PM
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what's hilarious for me is that he's a patent lawyer shoving apple products down ppls mouths
07-20-2011, 06:23 PM
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He's doing it wrong.
Apple doesn't deep throat. Apple sodomizes.
07-20-2011, 06:42 PM
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Bitch should of learned the first time
07-20-2011, 07:27 PM
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07-20-2011, 11:07 PM
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he's a 37 year old lawyer, she's a 23 year old girl. she better be able to fit an iphone in her mouth...
07-20-2011, 11:28 PM
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07-21-2011, 12:39 AM
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07-21-2011, 03:07 AM
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You know what they say, an apple a day keeps the Dr. away
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07-21-2011, 02:56 PM
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so she got beat the fuck up before and get's an iphone stuffed in her mouth still with the same guy.
Stupid Bitch.
07-21-2011, 03:51 PM
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07-21-2011, 04:00 PM
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he forced her to eat an apple
he's gonna get forced to eat a cock meat sandwich in jail
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07-21-2011, 09:10 PM
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pics of gf?
07-21-2011, 11:30 PM
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Mr.Money so she got beat the fuck up before and get's an iphone stuffed in her mouth still with the same guy.
Stupid Bitch.
She's probably in for his $$$
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07-22-2011, 01:11 PM
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He doesn't look like a tough guy. I guess that's why he beats on girls.
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