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A Chinese porn addict is now recovering in hospital after undergoing intensive surgery to extract a giant live eel that had gnawed its way up his digestive tract after he shoved it up his anus.
The 39-year-old man from China's southeastern Guangdong province had reportedly rushed himself to a local hospital after his attempts to recreate a kinky scene he saw in a porn video went horribly wrong. At the hospital be pleaded with medics to help save him from the 20-inch eel chewing up his intestines.
"Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body," he said, according to The Sun.
After enduing all-night surgery, doctors successfully extracted the 20-inch Asian swamp eel from the man's body.
According to Huffington Post, the eel reportedly gnawed through the man's colon, perforating his large intestine, and became stuck in his body cavity.
Members of the medical team explained that the eel, was "simply trying to find its way out," according to The Sun.
"It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy," the medical team member said. "This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth."
However, the nightmare isn't over for the 39-year-old porn addict. According to The Sun, a police spokesman said authorities plan to interview the man over alleged animal cruelty.
I got a pair of pretty pricey earphones for christmas and have been using them for the gym since then. (about 5 months now)
when i first got them, the cable was super soft but now they have gotten a bit stiff. apparently from exposure to oils/sweat.
anyone know how to soften them back up? i wash them once in a while because they are waterproof and i do use dish soap to get rid of the oils
I got a pair of pretty pricey earphones for christmas and have been using them for the gym since then. (about 5 months now)
when i first got them, the cable was super soft but now they have gotten a bit stiff. apparently from exposure to oils/sweat.
anyone know how to soften them back up? i wash them once in a while because they are waterproof and i do use dish soap to get rid of the oils
i applied to some summer internships after my first year at Queen's school of business
5 months ago i interviewed with sun life and got an offer, so i took them and signed (wealth management internship position)
but this morning i got a call for an interview at a boutique investment bank down in toronto bay street, which is a career path that i rly might wna go into
given my scenario, do u think i shud go ahead and interview with the boutique ibank and IF i get an offer, speak to sun life about it..... as this is a career path that i am actually rly interested in and may wna go into after graduation and i think will fit my goals more
fk i know its unethical, but what do u guys think
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i shud go ahead and interview with the boutique ibank and IF i get an offer, speak to sun life about it..... as this is a career path that i am actually rly interested in and may wna go into after graduation and i think will fit my goals more
Looks like you've already answered your own question. Good Luck.
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UPDATE: A mall official has confirmed people are being evacuated from the food court area of #Metrotown in #Burnaby.No word what's happening
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