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Old 09-13-2013, 02:07 PM   #4876
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I'm not christian so it means nothing to me...........

13th apostle, the one who ratted jesus out........ no shits given here.


Now, the number 4............ that's a different story.



As for being superstitious, it has brought me luck, because I only believe in the good stuff.
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Old 09-13-2013, 02:35 PM   #4878
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13th apostle, the one who ratted jesus out........ no shits given here.


Now, the number 4............ that's a different story.
But 1+3 = 4

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Old 09-13-2013, 05:58 PM   #4879
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This isn't going to be a preachy rant, but I just want to say if you are planning on getting a new dog as a pet, DO NOT BUY FROM A PET STORE. If you DO buy a breeder, do NOT do so without visiting the place first. Most likely though, there are thousands of dogs of all ages and types who already need a home. Take one of them first. Let someone else buy an expensive breed.

These 9 breeding bitches came into my wife's work yesterday, and they spent literally the entire day cleaning them, as they were living in their own piss and shit for years, constantly birthing pups:

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*note that I am not simply posting a gross animal abuse photo like so many mental case activists do. I am not trying to shock anyone, just put out the information*

That cute little yorkie or poodle or shiba inu you see in the pet store, these are their parents. Dirty, sad, often filled with tumors (if they give birth too many times, they get tumors in their mammary glands).

Note: I am not shitting on people who want to get a particular breed. Just saying.. don't support this, especially anywhere that doesn't let you visit the mothers (don't trust pictures). There is no reason why a mixed breed can't provide you amazing companionship.

And BTW the 'shiba inu' being used was most likely a mixed breed herself. If the pups looked close enough, off they went to the pet store. So often, you're not even getting what you're paying for.
Anyone whos looking for a dog, the first thing they should do is go meet dogs at the SPCA over a couple of weekends. Within 2 or 3 visits they will find the dog for them. Unless you absolutely need to spend $3k on a pure bread documented lineage specific breed, say if you wanted a GSD and want to ensure good hips, which most people dont.
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Old 09-13-2013, 06:12 PM   #4880
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RRxtar just sold his RR today. bought her with 0.0kms (no PDI ride) in 05.

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and want to ensure good hips
Speaking of which, good fertile hips are a prerequisite when searching for a suitable wife. Many healthy children.

Skinny/slender women are only good for......



.......what were we talking about again?
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RRxtar just sold his RR today. bought her with 0.0kms (no PDI ride) in 05.
Why did RRxtar sell such a beautiful bike?
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Old 09-13-2013, 06:57 PM   #4883
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But 1+3 = 4

I see math was your strong point.
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Why did RRxtar sell such a beautiful bike?
Growing up or something. I own a small business and usually work 6 days a week, and have a boat and a big jeep, and a good lookin gf as well. One of the toys had to go and the boat is way too nice in the summer in paradise here, the jeep gets used all year round and for camping, and the gf is good at sammiches and S-ing-D, so that kind of narrowed it down. I've only been riding half a dozen times a year for the last few years, and it was making me sad seeing the bike not being ridden much.
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Old 09-14-2013, 10:31 AM   #4885
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I found water front house up for rent on CL, at price hard to believe, I thought I'd give it a shot anyway...


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My name is Sunkomi,sorry for the late response its a very cool and calm environment,i am the owner of the house up for rent. I had to move due to my job transfer so I’m currently in West Africa(Nigeria),on a Construction Engineer together with my family.I studied Civil Engineering at UBC...The house was formerly Up for sale but we have decided not to sell it anymore instead we are renting it out. I kindly solicit for your absolute maintenance of my property if you become my tenant.

We put in our best to make the house as clean as possible and we don’t like dirt around our surroundings So we are looking for a well-behaved,clean and honest tenant. I want you to give us your word and promise us that you will take good care of our house.We would like to work any flexible plan you have on your term of renting, Long or short term or month to month.
Here is the address: 3498 Deering Island Pl, Vancouver, BC V6N4H9
You will be making a deposit of $700 before move in(which is the security deposit) Let me know as soon as you have gone to view it out.

Note: Monthly Rent is $2000

Security Deposit is $700

All Utilities included in RENT

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I did not know Nigerians are into real estate market as well... I thought they are only interested in buying cars and electronics...
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Old 09-14-2013, 01:15 PM   #4887
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Still on MLS .. ask realtor if owner is a Sunkomi who lives in Nigeria? If not, it would at least make the homeowners aware their house is being used for a scam.

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Old 09-14-2013, 05:23 PM   #4889
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Old 09-14-2013, 07:37 PM   #4890
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I found water front house up for rent on CL, at price hard to believe, I thought I'd give it a shot anyway...





I did not know Nigerians are into real estate market as well... I thought they are only interested in buying cars and electronics...
3.5m house for 2k a month. Yeah, I'd say that would be a pimpin' deal

I don't know people of Craigslist, like let's use our minds. If you are:

1. sending a check to Nigeria, Ghana or Africa in general for
a. rent
b. love
c. car
d. some type of cash back deal

Then you are getting screwed.

2. If you go to view a place and the person can't show the place to you, but has some real fancy photos for you to look at, and needs a cash deposit right there on the spot?

Then you are getting screwed

3. No one wants your Toyota Corolla bad enough to ship it anywhere but down the block. It's a global car, they have them at home.

You are getting screwed.

That should cover the basics. Now we can just have people getting screwed in creative ways
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Apparently, they're rent-a-sheeps to eat up all the grass, brought in from the interior. And some were stolen earlier in the week or last week.
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New Lego store in Guilford Town Centre is having their grand opening event on Friday, September 20th 11:00 am to 7:00 pm, Saturday, September 21st 10:00 am to 6:00 pm, and Sunday, September 22nd 10:00 am to 6:00 pm.

Prizes and deals, apparently. If you're into that stuff.......... or your kids.

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Um... there is a Chubby Lamb Hot Pot across the street, in Lansdowne.

And a correction to my previous post; the sheep are from a farm somewhere on Cambie in Richmond, not the Interior. Reinforcements could be brought in quickly
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