I am also a white... but I've never even thought of drinking a beer in the shower before lol

............. might try later

Shower beers are one of the best beers!

Nice shower on a Friday even a strong beer like a fat tug or sonthing get the night started!

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Both types

Just don't shower yourself with the beer... :badpokerface:

edit: fuck it, not worth the hassle. keep complaining.

I use shower time to brush my teeth...

We might've talked about this before but IPA/Sours = Horrendous shits.

Never saw the point of near-beers, rather just drink less frequently and have the real thing.

Same thing with diet/zero Coke, I know some people that blast those daily cuz "no sugar", I'd rather just crack a one or two a week of the original sugar version and actually enjoy it.

just drink while wrenching on the truck, burns off all the calories

makes the regret of buying a rust bucket a bit more bearable

You sound like you take care of yourself at least. I wonder what's worse for people, 5-10 drinks a week or carrying an extra 50+ lbs of fat around daily for years. Why isn't there more ads telling people to lose weight? (I'm not actually asking we know why)

I thought "shower beer" was a meme?

People actually drink stuff while they wash their ass?

I think in either case, who cares. Let people do what they want. I’m sure in both scenarios people understand the risk. Society needs less hand holding if anything.

Lol that’s kind of like those people who are like “I only eat for fuel!!” You can’t just have a non-functional shower? Lol

I guess if you’ve got a shitty uncomfortable shower, but fuck a nice hot shower with that rainfall head, and a nice cold beer, bam.

When I designed my showed I even put a bench in it, almost never use it but sometimes keep the steam going and have a little sit and finish the beer lol

i dont get it. what if you get some soap or water in your beer, doesnt that ruin it? seems like its better to crack one after you shower when youre all warm and comfortable.

Ass juice droplets in the can = craft beer


So do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
And do you wipe back to front or front to back?

This thread is about to derail heavily

It's a fair question, whenever I shower I always have the thought of "is today the day, I get to taste shampoo in my drink"
Well I've made it several years without, even if you did get a little, your fine

Fuck this is kind of funny.. it reminds me of my sister in-law and my nephew.. sister in law is kind of a hippy super nice easy going and very just hands off parenting style. But as her son grew older has really bad BO and general hygiene

One day she kinda is thinking out loud… does he even know how to shower?…

That’s what I think of seeing some of you guys ask these questions lololol

I only ever had a shower beer in my party years as a morning hangover cure, shower off your filth and drain your sorrows kind of thing. May have to revisit this in the new relaxation/self help type of situation.

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I get this is 2023, but not telling your own kid to wash in case you hurt their feelings is a bit much...

It's almost anti-parenting, you're setting them up to be bullied and/or ostracized.

I mean I'm not criticizing it, I just thought it was a joke that people said they did. It never occurred to me to actually do it. You're right though, I just use the shower to get clean.. Tubs, that's a different story

Derailed: as a previous actual transport Canada certified railroader, I really should know better. But I digress

I think beer while showering falls into a similar category of drinking while hot tubing. Although hot tubing being more socially acceptable venue to enjoy a drink vs a shower that theoretically should be a brisk event..

Since I do not consume any more alcohol. I will resort to bubble tea slush while showering. That sounds gay as fuck.

How long are your guys showers where you have time to enjoy a beer in it?

Trust me I told her either deal with it or I will because of those reasons lol FailFish

I'm Chinese and I do that, it's not exclusive!

Confiscating your chinky mcchink card right now evo. :rukidding:

I so sowwweeee

Did you know with our mcChink card you get unlimited social good will at libraries and shopping centres ?

p.s. we get negative social credit at ICBC licensing centres and Costco Parking Lots.

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Butt chug bro, gets you drunk quicker. Get the wife to help

I played hockey with a guy who would have a smoke and a beer in the dressing room shower after every game. Can’t do that anymore lol