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Its hot, and I'm lazy. Suppose to do a list of things but instead I'm sitting on the couch with the ac on. My little brown chihuahua and i are reenacting this classic Simpson
I remember taking a shit at the Kingsway location, some dude walks in also to take a shit, tries to open my door multiple times. Gives up, takes a powershit in the urinal and then leaves. By the time I start washing my hands, another dude walks in, goes to take a piss, and is not amused with the mountain inside the urinal. Since I'm the only other guy in the washroom he was looking at me as if I shat in the urinal.
To this day I'm still wondering why the power shitter tried to open my door like 5 times after realizing I was in there after attempt #1 and me saying "occupied"..….....
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I remember taking a shit at the Kingsway location, some dude walks in also to take a shit, tries to open my door multiple times. Gives up, takes a powershit in the urinal and then leaves. By the time I start washing my hands, another dude walks in, goes to take a piss, and is not amused with the mountain inside the urinal. Since I'm the only other guy in the washroom he was looking at me as if I shat in the urinal.
To this day I'm still wondering why the power shitter tried to open my door like 5 times after realizing I was in there after attempt #1 and me saying "occupied"..….....
how do you shit in a urinal without also peeing your pants?