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[Badhobz]

[sonick]

Originally Posted by Badhobz

so i says to donk i says, hey man dont you ever powder your balls? hes like WTF, im like yeah man, i goldbond my balls and hes like WHAT THE FUCK!?!!?

https://chassisformen.com/blogs/news...-of-contents-5

Im not crazy, youre all crazy.

This was a friggin life saver in hong kong. lousy heat + humidity. I was so covered in white powder i looked like scarface.

Yes I pack this with me whenever I travel to Asia. Or just travel in general. Magical stuff on the balls

[Badhobz]

SEE! another enlightened individual. APPARENTLY, we have some heathens among us who don't powder their balls.

*apparently they are afraid of looking like the Pillsbury doughboy exploded in their pants when they get busy with their lady friends*

[SkinnyPupp]

Been here 20 years and it never occurred to me to powder my balls.. what does it do for you? My balls seem fine.. Do you shave them first? Maybe that's the problem

[Badhobz]

IT DRIES, IT PREVENTS BACTERIA, it has a cooling sensation! TRY IT SKINNY

no shaving necessary

just dont tell your buddies, they might all think you're a fag.

[Mikoyan]

Originally Posted by Badhobz

IT DRIES, IT PREVENTS BACTERIA, it has a cooling sensation! TRY IT SKINNY

no shaving necessary

just dont tell your buddies, they might all think you're a fag.

Or that you're trying to kill pubic lice like they did in the 40's.

[RabidRat]

[sonick]

Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp

Been here 20 years and it never occurred to me to powder my balls.. what does it do for you? My balls seem fine.. Do you shave them first? Maybe that's the problem

It prevents (or at least significantly minimizes) swamp ass and swamp balls. Soggy noodles as I like to call it.

[EvoFire]

Y'all just sweaty af....

[Razor Ramon HG]

I've never powdered my balls, lol. It's the least amount of concern when sweat is dripping from my head down to my ass crack.

[unit]

do you just put the gold bond on a plate then dip your balls on it then smack your balls around to knock off the excess? thank god i don't have this problem

[sonick]

It's like baby powder. You shake it into your underwear or put some in your hand and play with your balls.

It's useful just to keep things feeling smooth and dry down there instead of sticky and damp. Doesn't need to be head to toe dripping sweat.

Not gonna try to convince anybody, me and Hobz will continue to enjoy our little secret.

[Badhobz]

not just for balls, put some in your ass crack and you'll feel fresh all day. Put some on your toes and underneath your feet and you wont feel as much fatigue during hikes or long walks.

When i was a freight conductor, i swore by this stuff. It kept me cool and dry even though i was running around everywhere wearing heavy safety equipment.

I was able to convince some women to try it too. They now all have powdered asses and it's especially good during their time of the month when moisture and dampness is annoying.

TRY IT YOU HOMO's

[MarkyMark]

Powdering your swampy ass and balls sound like fat people problems

[sonick]

Originally Posted by MarkyMark

Powdering your swampy ass and balls sound like fat people problems

Maybe for Hobz but I'm 5' 8" 155lbs. Maybe just big balls

[Badhobz]

Originally Posted by MarkyMark

Powdering your swampy ass and balls sound like fat people problems

aye true, but skinny fucks can also enjoy dryness

[radeonboy]

I might actually try this next time I'm there - I'm not a sweaty person but the wood dining chairs my parents use make me sweat and sticky down there during longer sitting periods

[MG1]

Spray it, homo's...................

https://www.goldbond.com/en-us/produ...s-powder-spray


EDIT: you can get it just about anywhere. London Drugs. Even Shoppers Drug Mart. Another item I can get on Seniors Day, jbol.

Reviews aren't that great. People say the spray doesn't work well. Whatever.................

[westopher]

Man why are you guys so sweaty. I think you need to reassess diet or something.

[Dragon-88]

You guys gotta use the SNAKE BRAND - Prickly Heat
This stuffs awesome.. Whenever i'm in Thailand, I just rub it all over and its great for 4-5hours in humid climates, keeps you nice an cool as well.

[Hondaracer]

Originally Posted by westopher

Man why are you guys so sweaty. I think you need to reassess diet or something.

I’m never too sweaty here even when it’s 30+ unless I’ve got a backpack or sonthing on, but going through Croatia and Italy and walking all day in 30+ degree weather ended up having to grab somthing similar to the gold bond as the nether regions just could not dry out lol

Wear really nice underwear too, all Lulu with Lulu shorts have great breathability and by the end of the day would just feel gross and those places have relatively low humidity

Can’t imagine what it’s like in SE Asia erc. With 100% humidity and hitting the 40’s

[Badhobz]

Originally Posted by MG1

Spray it, homo's...................

https://www.goldbond.com/en-us/produ...s-powder-spray


EDIT: you can get it just about anywhere. London Drugs. Even Shoppers Drug Mart. Another item I can get on Seniors Day, jbol.

Reviews aren't that great. People say the spray doesn't work well. Whatever.................

Spray doesn’t work. Smells like a bitch too.

Powder or nothing

[sonick]

Originally Posted by westopher

Man why are you guys so sweaty. I think you need to reassess diet or something.

Isn't it a pro kitchen hack to throw a handful of corn starch down there?

[whitev70r]

you know these guys do it .... with flair!

YouTube

[westopher]

Originally Posted by sonick

Isn't it a pro kitchen hack to throw a handful of corn starch down there?

Lol I have been told that but I don't want to make a slurry in my pants.
Just buy $1000 worth of saxx underwear and life is sorted.