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Old 11-10-2023, 04:26 PM   #18851
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Will hooping cialis cause any adverse effects like a long term super boner or anything?
Your life will eventually revolve around it. It started out as weekend fun next thing you know your wife will expect that kind of girth all the time and you'll be snorting it in the bathroom because she wanted an unexpected Wednesday quickie before work and you weren't prepared for it.
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Old 11-10-2023, 04:32 PM   #18852
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Your life will eventually revolve around it. It started out as weekend fun next thing you know your wife will expect that kind of girth all the time and you'll be snorting it in the bathroom because she wanted an unexpected Wednesday quickie before work and you weren't prepared for it.
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Old 11-10-2023, 05:15 PM   #18854
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Old 11-10-2023, 06:46 PM   #18855
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this is RS circle of life...

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Hey ! Did you know Costco sells coffins ? Now you know. I wonder if I can get my wife to refund it after they shove my corpse inside it. That’ll be the ultimate Costco final adventure for badhobz.

I’m at an Indian restaurant tonight and I hear this track come on. I’m like wtf it’s really good
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Manic if I blast this shit out of my car can I join your parties in Surrey ?

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Old 11-10-2023, 08:39 PM   #18856
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glad to see rs hasn't changed in my absence.
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Old 11-10-2023, 11:45 PM   #18857
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Power outage just now. Good thing I have lots of flashlights and whatnot. My house rarely loses power. Good thing I have a good phone plan.
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Old 11-10-2023, 11:53 PM   #18858
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Power outage just now. Good thing I have lots of flashlights and whatnot. My house rarely loses power. Good thing I have a good phone plan. Anyone else with power outage? I’m in North Burnaby.
Transformer blew up, lots of people out of power around Brentwood.

Oh, there's also a large outage a bit east it seems.

EDIT: And I just found out there's a wind warning, lmao.
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Old 11-11-2023, 12:17 AM   #18859
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Quite a few outages in Surrey and Langley. It’s pretty windy where I live.

If I wasn’t bored before, I am definitely bored now.

Should take shower now before hot water isn’t so hot by morning. How am I going to powder my balls in darkness, jbol.
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Old 11-11-2023, 12:21 AM   #18860
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Quite a few outages in Surrey and Langley. It’s pretty windy where I live.

If I wasn’t bored before, I am definitely bored now.

Should take shower now before hot water isn’t so hot by morning. How am I going to powder my balls in darkness, jbol.
Here in South Surrey is pretty bad. I just heard a loud bang from a distance. Definitely, something big went down.
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Old 11-11-2023, 01:38 AM   #18861
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I’m a night owl. I take naps in early evening. I ended up sleeping in and skipped dinner, so not only bored out of my gourd, I’m starving. Whipped out the Milwaukee M18 tripod floodlight and cooked dinner. I almost burned the house down. Forgot the gas cooktop needs electricity to start the flame. Quickly turned off the gas, waited a few minutes and used the zippo arc candle lighter to start the flame. Only problem is, turn the flame down and it goes off. Couldn’t simmer. Anyway…………….
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Old 11-11-2023, 01:46 AM   #18862
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I heard a loud clanking sound and woke me up. Look outside in the cams and see here’s hail all over the driveway

Weird ass weather. How dare you disturb my sleep !

Now I’m doom scrolling through RS
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Old 11-11-2023, 01:54 AM   #18863
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Does your neighbour have aluminum pie plates hanging in the back porch?
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What ?! No ! Of course not. What kinda neighbourhood do you think I live in !

This place is classy man. My neighbours are all non existent Chinese who leave their mansions empty while they fuck off in China doing probably illegal shit with their 5 wives.

They just pretend they live here by hiring the occasional cleaning service and gardener
I think one of their marble statues might have fallen over and collapsed hence the big banging noise n
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Old 11-11-2023, 06:50 AM   #18865
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^they’ll be back when they want the free healthcare. Oh Canada.
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Old 11-11-2023, 07:29 AM   #18866
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no power, upper Lonsdale area. damnit, I have a tee time.
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Old 11-11-2023, 08:00 AM   #18867
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What ?! No ! Of course not. What kinda neighbourhood do you think I live in !
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Old 11-11-2023, 08:42 AM   #18868
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no power, upper Lonsdale area. damnit, I have a tee time.
Lol golf is like the one thing you don't need power for. Playing northlands?
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so get this, i was looking at buying a leaf blower until my brilliant ass wife suggested i use the costco dewalt shop vac and see if i can suck up all the leaves. well low and behold the shop vac also acts as a leaf blower if you put the hose in the air exhaust port.

So now i blew it into a pile and sucked it up with the shop vac. Easy peasy
I love my shop vac so much.
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Asks for a blower, told to use a shop vac instead

Didn't get any last night did you

At least you told one of the two you love them
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I love my vac so much. I wonder what would happen if I hooked it up to my dick

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Peter Nygard’s son alleges mogul had more accusations than “Epstein, Weinstein and Cosby combined”


Thats fkd. Glad he is going to jail.
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Old 11-13-2023, 10:42 AM   #18875
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Wait, you've never tried this before?
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