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11-27-2023, 04:17 PM
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So much anti-brown in this thread!
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I remember a friend of mine getting messaged on her IG from a Gurdip who had messaged her a lot with pleasant tone and manners. Fast forward a bit and he told her that he was throwing a party at his house IN SURREY and she was invited. She said yes, got dressed up and took the train to Scotty Road. Gurdy picks her up and drives her to his house. She's the only guest there. Gurd tells her that the others will come over soon. A bit later, the doorbell rings and he says the others are here.
It was 3 other buddy burgers.
So you got Gurdip, Mandip, Fundip and Gagdeep in the house with my friend. No real signs of anyone else coming as it was 9pm at this time. She walked out of the house as fast as possible and called a taxi.
My friend isn't even remotely into that. She's just an attractive woman who occasionally posts non sexual content on IG but that's all it takes nowadays.
I told her 'if you want a sweet from India, get a box of jalebe!'
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11-27-2023, 05:23 PM
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awwwwww yeeeeahhhhh, now the doggo's can match daddy-o
spy ballooon's sooooo pissed right now
below is the usual clothing she buys them. above is what i buy hahahahah FUCK YOU TINY !
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11-27-2023, 07:45 PM
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#19053 | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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11-27-2023, 09:35 PM
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#19054 | Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
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Damn I am both surprised and relieved that your female friend made out it of the house intact!
It was honestly not the ending I was expecting... Quote:
Originally Posted by GS8 I remember a friend of mine getting messaged on her IG from a Gurdip who had messaged her a lot with pleasant tone and manners. Fast forward a bit and he told her that he was throwing a party at his house IN SURREY and she was invited. She said yes, got dressed up and took the train to Scotty Road. Gurdy picks her up and drives her to his house. She's the only guest there. Gurd tells her that the others will come over soon. A bit later, the doorbell rings and he says the others are here.
It was 3 other buddy burgers.
So you got Gurdip, Mandip, Fundip and Gagdeep in the house with my friend. No real signs of anyone else coming as it was 9pm at this time. She walked out of the house as fast as possible and called a taxi.
My friend isn't even remotely into that. She's just an attractive woman who occasionally posts non sexual content on IG but that's all it takes nowadays. | |
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11-27-2023, 10:01 PM
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#19055 | in the butt
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I mean she could have had the double Eifel tower experience....... Not often you get that opportunity as a woman
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11-28-2023, 11:11 AM
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#19056 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by GS8 So much anti-brown in this thread!
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Let me join in:
I remember a friend of mine getting messaged on her IG from a Gurdip who had messaged her a lot with pleasant tone and manners. Fast forward a bit and he told her that he was throwing a party at his house IN SURREY and she was invited. She said yes, got dressed up and took the train to Scotty Road. Gurdy picks her up and drives her to his house. She's the only guest there. Gurd tells her that the others will come over soon. A bit later, the doorbell rings and he says the others are here.
It was 3 other buddy burgers.
So you got Gurdip, Mandip, Fundip and Gagdeep in the house with my friend. No real signs of anyone else coming as it was 9pm at this time. She walked out of the house as fast as possible and called a taxi.
My friend isn't even remotely into that. She's just an attractive woman who occasionally posts non sexual content on IG but that's all it takes nowadays.
I told her 'if you want a sweet from India, get a box of jalebe!' | Similar story.
Back in the day I had a number of people using my pictures to catfish on websites like Plenty Of Fish. I'd always get these random comments now and then from girlfriends saying "I saw you on POF, how come?" (I had a GF at the time, and never had a POF account). It was causing me some issues because even my GF's friends were coming across these random accounts.
Fast forward to a year later a friend of mine texts me saying "Why you messaging me on POF, when you already have my phone number?".
I got excited, I might finally catch this account.
I message her back indicating that isn't me, and to send me a link to the account. Low the behold it's some fucker named "Charlie" using my photos.
We begin to plan a setup of sorts. "Charlie" is very adamant, sending her sexual comments, having not even met her. I tell her to play along with it, and tell him she's down to meet up. She plans a day with him and he offers to pick her up, and drive her back to Surrey to his house. I give her a random address in Burnaby to which I was sitting in my car waiting, ready to confront this guy.
The day of the meetup he's messaging her all this sexual shit, and about an hour before meetup he asks if his "cousin" can join them, and if she's down to get fucked by the both of them, all this other nasty shit.
Little does "Charlie" know, me and a buddy are sitting in my car waiting for him at this address he thinks he's picking up this girl from.
About 30 minutes before the pickup he gets cold feet and gives her some excuse that he has a "last minute" wedding he has to attend. I was never able to exact my revenge on Charlie, however I was able to get all of his details and information from his phone number through some connections.
This is many years ago but I'll never forget this dude, who knows how many women he messaged using my pictures and saying all that crap. Caused me a number of headaches. I never understood his plan, he didn't even look like me, who knows what he would've ended up doing to that friend of mine or any other girl had they gone back there with him.
Fuck you Charlie you ugly bastard. https://www.facebook.com/charlie.rai.5
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11-28-2023, 11:46 AM
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11-28-2023, 11:52 AM
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#19058 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by Badhobz | I know, sorry bud.
It's probably for the better he didn't show up, and that it didn't work out the way as planned.
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11-28-2023, 12:02 PM
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it would have been just like me and the KFC guy. somebody would have lost a drumstick
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11-28-2023, 02:17 PM
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#19060 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Was hoping for a Berz like outcome to that story.
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11-28-2023, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Badhobz it would have been just like me and the KFC guy. somebody would have lost a drumstick | Don't forget the bloodied car seat.
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11-28-2023, 03:37 PM
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#19062 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by SSM_DC5 Was hoping for a Berz like outcome to that story. | Had he shown up it wouldn't have ended well for him, perhaps it's also best to never incriminate yourself on an internet forum
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11-29-2023, 09:55 AM
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#19063 | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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OMFG OMFG OMFG
One more time. OMFG!
McDonald’s Canada announced the McRib is coming back. Okay, I heard it on the Radio. Nat and Drew. They better not be McLyin’ ‘cause if they are, I’m going over there and bitch slap everyone in that station.
Update: https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/mcdo...ib-canada-2023
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11-29-2023, 10:15 AM
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#19064 | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Originally Posted by MG1 OMFG OMFG OMFG
One more time. OMFG!
McDonald’s Canada announced the McRib is coming back. Okay, I heard it on the Radio. Nat and Drew. They better not be McLyin’ ‘cause if they are, I’m going over there and bitch slap everyone in that station.
Update: https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/mcdo...ib-canada-2023 | Yes!!! I saw McRib in the US but didn't get a chance to try it so this is good news.
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11-29-2023, 11:31 AM
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#19065 | Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
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1) I wonder how much this McRib is gonna cost now?
2) Personally, I'd rather have the McLobster over the McRib. But then I immediately start making guesses at how much a McLobster is gonna cost, and it ain't gonna be pretty...
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11-29-2023, 12:26 PM
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#19066 | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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McRibs are garbage, you all know it.
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11-29-2023, 12:42 PM
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#19067 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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It’s the garbage that makes them so good
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11-29-2023, 12:51 PM
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#19068 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Pork prices must be cheap right now.
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11-29-2023, 01:09 PM
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#19069 | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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I had the McRib when there was a McDonald’s in the Bellingham Walmart. It was Meh. Canadian ingredients gonna make it better, lol. Probably gonna enjoy it once. Like McPizza, we just can’t remember it being as bad as it actually was. Wait long enough and any shit will taste amazing.
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11-29-2023, 01:38 PM
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#19070 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by mikemhg I'd love to see Jasmeet step down and see Eby take his spot as party leader.
I like the guy, he's a real wonk, and has real policies.
He mused the idea back in the mid 2010's, I wonder if it'll ever happen. | Lost quite a bit of respect for him when he wrote that letter to Tiff Macklem, he was stooping low to get voter points.... eroding trust in institutions is such a PP/American political move
Just focus on fiscal policy, the BoC will do what it can with monetary policy
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11-29-2023, 05:50 PM
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#19071 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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McRib has been butt-cheeks for over a decade now.
The meat isn't the same as it used to be, the "patty" is like the Subway rib sandwich now.
A mash of cardboard, various fillers, and some "meat".
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11-29-2023, 10:46 PM
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#19072 | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by mikemhg McRib has been butt-cheeks for over a decade now.
The meat isn't the same as it used to be, the "patty" is like the Subway rib sandwich now.
A mash of cardboard, various fillers, and some "meat". | YES!!! Just the way I like it, gulolol. As long as it's not that amurican "pink slime" all's good.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, it's going to surprise everybody. In any case, I'd line up to get me one on opening day.
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11-30-2023, 05:22 PM
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#19073 | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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So, is this a bad joke?
I just got an e-mail from Tesla that the Cybertruck is here. I did put down a hundred bucks years ago, but didn't hear anything since. E-mail says I have until December 31st to order one to get a $1000.00 off the price of a lease or purchase.
Scam?
NVM, it's a $1000.00 off any new Tesla while I wait for the Cybertruck......................... eek.
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11-30-2023, 06:48 PM
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#19074 | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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So some fucking clown in some Jim Pattinson delivery truck backed right into our car parked inside a enclosed parking spot at my wife’s office and ripped the bumper/under skirt right off the car today..
ICBC has been good and since it’s a fleet vehicle buddy called in right away, we also had witnesses
However, this is the second time this car that previously has 0 accident history now has, what’s likely going to be 10k in damage from accidents where people hit it while it was parked. Shits a fucking joke tbh.. like what my net worth goes down because fucking idiots run into my car?
They should jack up the guilty parties insurance and credit me going forward. No different than just taking money out of my pocket
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11-30-2023, 07:39 PM
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i dont know why we dont have diminished value insurance in BC. Especially when it comes ot higher end cars, taking an accident that wasnt your fault can yield like 20-40% less value than an accident free one.
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