REVscene Automotive Forum - Don't piss her off, or else?

Or else this could happen to you:

Quote:

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned," said an old dead English dude. Want proof? This Canadian classified ad seems to encapsulate just how stupid you'd have to be to be unfaithful to a girl whose mechanical ability you've recently insulted.

We're not sure how this story of a wronged woman with a four-way lug wrench ends, but it's probably safe to guess the man who wronged her felt a sudden pang of regret as he rounded a bend en route to freedom, only to be felled by a departing wheel. Probably a metaphor in there somewhere.

From Jalop

Cheat on your gearhead girlfriend and she'll literally steal your nuts
Chevy Blazer Nuts - Saint John Other Parts, Accessories For Sale - Kijiji Saint John Canada.

Off the ad:

Quote:

For sale, 15 lugnuts off of a Chevy Blazer. You can have them for free if you don't ask questions.

To my cheating boyfriend:
Good news Sweetums, your nuts are no longer in my purse; they're in a box in the garage. Also, it turns out I DO know how to change a tire.
xoxoxo
P.S. Careful driving to your new girl's house!