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Girl 11-24-2011 07:43 PM
Anon Submission: An itchy problem
 
Anonymous Submission:

Quote:
I have an embarrassing health issue that I would like to ask. I currently possess an extremely large, extremely itchy anal fissure protruding from my rectum tissue, or "chocolate starfish," as some like to call it. How do I supress such an irritating and invasive protuberance without causing it to burst and become even larger or have it swell so much that I cannot even sit down without constantly scratching it with my smelly fingers?

XplicitLuder 11-24-2011 07:47 PM
:pokerface:


on topic : why not ask your doctor....

dinosaur 11-24-2011 08:20 PM
isn't that what preparation-h is for?

Aetios 11-24-2011 10:18 PM
Looks like you're gonna have to nip this problem in the butt. Rectify the issue or get corn holed for a long time.

spideyv2 11-27-2011 03:45 AM
Hahahahahah 'chocolate starfish' :rofl:

Why not ask your doctor instead of here?
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Girl 11-28-2011 02:19 AM
Shitty deal bro....:S good luck!

Zyzz 11-28-2011 06:48 AM
god damn. How do these things even occur? Keep hearing these things IRL and in internet. Didn't realize its so common. Hell even the Jap shit video in the NSFW section has like 5 girls with that problem.

must be a pain in the ass

Kim Jong Un 11-28-2011 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Zyzz (Post 7706422)

must be a pain in the ass
I see what u did there.

spideyv2 11-28-2011 05:11 PM
Tbh, i still dont even know what OP is talking about. I just seen 'chocolate starfish' and nearly shit myself.
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Girl 11-28-2011 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by jayare604 (Post 7707012)
Tbh, i still dont even know what OP is talking about. I just seen 'chocolate starfish' and nearly shit myself.
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OP has an "extremely large, extremely itchy anal fissure protruding from my rectum tissue"

seems like a sticky situation he's gotten himself into....or itchy rather :D

quasi 11-28-2011 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jayare604 (Post 7705090)
Hahahahahah 'chocolate starfish' :rofl:

Why not ask your doctor instead of here?
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http://www.covershut.com/cd_covers/L...over-38442.jpg




On a more serious note possibly a hemroid. Preperation H or see your doctor.


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