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11-24-2011, 08:43 PM
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I have an embarrassing health issue that I would like to ask. I currently possess an extremely large, extremely itchy anal fissure protruding from my rectum tissue, or "chocolate starfish," as some like to call it. How do I supress such an irritating and invasive protuberance without causing it to burst and become even larger or have it swell so much that I cannot even sit down without constantly scratching it with my smelly fingers?
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11-24-2011, 08:47 PM
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#2 | | Throw yo paws in da air!
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on topic : why not ask your doctor....
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11-24-2011, 09:20 PM
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isn't that what preparation-h is for?
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11-24-2011, 11:18 PM
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Looks like you're gonna have to nip this problem in the butt. Rectify the issue or get corn holed for a long time.
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11-27-2011, 04:45 AM
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Hahahahahah 'chocolate starfish' 
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11-28-2011, 03:19 AM
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Shitty deal bro....:S good luck!
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11-28-2011, 07:48 AM
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god damn. How do these things even occur? Keep hearing these things IRL and in internet. Didn't realize its so common. Hell even the Jap shit video in the NSFW section has like 5 girls with that problem.
must be a pain in the ass
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11-28-2011, 07:55 AM
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must be a pain in the ass
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11-28-2011, 06:11 PM
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Tbh, i still dont even know what OP is talking about. I just seen 'chocolate starfish' and nearly shit myself. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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11-28-2011, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by jayare604 Tbh, i still dont even know what OP is talking about. I just seen 'chocolate starfish' and nearly shit myself. Posted via RS Mobile |
OP has an "extremely large, extremely itchy anal fissure protruding from my rectum tissue"
seems like a sticky situation he's gotten himself into....or itchy rather 
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11-28-2011, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by jayare604 Hahahahahah 'chocolate starfish'
Why not ask your doctor instead of here? Posted via RS Mobile | 
On a more serious note possibly a hemroid. Preperation H or see your doctor.
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