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06-13-2012, 08:40 AM
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#26 | | Zombie Mod
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Self-checkout.
It's easier since you don't have to small talk with anyone about your enema kit, and why you're also buying a jar of Ragu, but no pasta.
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06-13-2012, 08:50 AM
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#27 | | In RS I Trust
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Go to the cashier and when they ask if you need a bag tell them "no shes not that ugly"  | |
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06-13-2012, 08:54 AM
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#28 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Originally Posted by dhillon09  /end thread ^
Make it interesting. Buy some duct tape, a can of whipping cream, a bottle of cheap dealcoholized wine, a chef's knife, pack of redbull and a 20 pack of condoms ... wait for reactions | Did something like this once. Two red bull, whipped cream, chocolate sauce, vitamin water and a 12 pack of condoms. I made sure it was an older female cashier too. I got a few weird looks from her... All we wanted was some sundaes afterwards  | |
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06-13-2012, 09:04 AM
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#29 | | Banned By Establishment
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Have fun with it....this would be my combination:
condoms
weiners
vaseline
And put on your best troll face.
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06-13-2012, 09:05 AM
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#30 | | In RS I Trust
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06-13-2012, 09:06 AM
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#31 | | RS controls my life!
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Hahahah this thread is epic fail, i love it
You gotta understand though OP, no one at the store really gives a shit that your having sex. Why so self conscious?
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06-13-2012, 09:14 AM
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#32 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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What a pussy
you should buy them with pride, not just b/c you're getting some (which i find hard to believe) but because you're practicing safe sex - what's the to embarrassed about?
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06-13-2012, 09:14 AM
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06-13-2012, 09:14 AM
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#34 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by murd0c ^ gotta be smokies not weiners | It's my first time...
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06-13-2012, 09:19 AM
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#35 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Bring them to the counter and ask "Can I wear these out?"
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06-13-2012, 09:19 AM
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#36 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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WTF?
Whenever I buy condoms, I walk with my chin so high I can barely see where I'm walking... cashiers?! 
Only one thing ever top that.... when I went to buy after morning pills.
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06-13-2012, 09:30 AM
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#37 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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06-13-2012, 10:11 AM
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#38 | | reads most threads with his pants around his ankles, especially in the Forced Induction forum.
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LOL go to a male cash register and paid for it and report back to us =D
I work as tech support and is so funny to hear ppl who want to order adult channel
Customer: Hello, I need to order some channels
ME: Sure can I can have yoru account number and what channel you like ot order?
Customer: acct is xxxxxx and I like to order umm hmmm ummmmm (long pause)
Me: OK sir I can't hear that can you said it one more time please
Customer: I liek the playboy channel (very faint and customer's voice literaly went almost dead with a sense of ashame)
Me: So you want the Playboy channel (in a loud and cheerful voice!) I need to confirm ID to make sure I am speaking ot the account holder before applying charges.
Customer: Here is my IDxxxxxx (in a very embrassing voice)
Me: Is been added to your account, Enjoy your new channel!
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06-13-2012, 10:19 AM
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#39 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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i rmb buying my first condom. felt like a motherfuckin Bau5.
couple weeks later i started buying the multiple 3 condoms in 1 pack. felt like i was on top of the world.
couple weeks after that i moved from 7/11 to shoppers and i bought those 50 condoms pack... at that point nobody cud fuk wit me ( cept ma girl )
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06-13-2012, 10:23 AM
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#40 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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Pick the biggest box, buy it only and dont get a bag, walk out of the place like this:  | |
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06-13-2012, 10:26 AM
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#41 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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Originally Posted by murd0c ^ gotta be smokies not weiners | bavarians?
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06-13-2012, 10:33 AM
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#42 | | In RS I Trust
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Go to Costco they have packs of 48 Durex for $18. I went there and got the double pack of KY for $8 and was waiting in line just holding that. This older Asian women looked over and gave me the dirtyest look every and I just had a big smile and winked. She was so pissed off it was great.
They are great condoms but I was unable to use them lol
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06-13-2012, 10:36 AM
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#43 | | Zombie Mod
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^^^
I can picture you standing in line with those awesome tinted sunglasses and pervy mustache. You probably gave the lady a little hip thrust too!
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06-13-2012, 10:43 AM
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#44 | | I'm better than you.
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if you're too much of a bitch to buy them, maybe try hitting up the health clinic area at UBC and grab handfuls of FREE condoms. i'm not sure if UBC has something like this, BCIT does, and it's great
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06-13-2012, 11:07 AM
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#45 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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seriously, why are ppl embarrassed to buy them?
serious question
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06-13-2012, 11:11 AM
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#46 | | I Wanna Go Fast!
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Originally Posted by dachinesedude seriously, why are ppl embarrassed to buy them? | Because when you do the cashier is immediately forced to think about you having an erection. | |
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06-13-2012, 11:11 AM
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#47 | | In RS I Trust
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Originally Posted by dachinesedude seriously, why are ppl embarrassed to buy them?
serious question | Just one of those things you have to man up and get used to. Shit I'm sure everyone was embarrassed the first couple times when they bought them. It's just one of those things u get used to after a while.
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06-13-2012, 11:14 AM
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#48 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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buy it with your girlfriend at your side
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06-13-2012, 11:16 AM
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#49 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Go to PriceSmart and use self checkout. Done in 2 minutes.
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06-13-2012, 11:23 AM
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#50 | | I am Hook'd on RS
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My girlfriend and I went into superstore stoned as fuck at like 10pm and our checkout consisted of a 24 pack of condoms, a vibrating ring, a huge bag of maltesers, a new bedset and gatorade. It was hilarious watching the reaction of the checkout chick who was our age. She went red as hell. We enjoyed every minute of it. We probably couldve skipped foreplay that night.
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