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06-13-2012, 11:24 AM
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#51 | Banned By Establishment
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if you are too shy/embarrassed to buy condoms....you shouldn't be having sex b/c you probably suck at it....and maybe cry a little bit after.
or, you could ask your mom to buy them for you.
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06-13-2012, 11:30 AM
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#52 | I STILL don't get it
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two male teens came into the pharmacy to buy condoms the other day. I've never seen anyone split pay a box of condoms before . Anyways I gave them a nod of approval as they left. Coming from a pharmacist, I don't think most people really care.
edit: at least you're not an old lady who came and showed me what she shat out the previous night... |
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06-13-2012, 11:38 AM
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#53 | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by truth two male teens came into the pharmacy to buy condoms the other day. I've never seen anyone split pay a box of condoms before . Anyways I gave them a nod of approval as they left. Coming from a pharmacist, I don't think most people really care.
edit: at least you're not an old lady who came and showed me what she shat out the previous night... | |
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06-13-2012, 11:40 AM
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#54 | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Originally Posted by truth two male teens came into the pharmacy to buy condoms the other day. I've never seen anyone split pay a box of condoms before . Anyways I gave them a nod of approval as they left. Coming from a pharmacist, I don't think most people really care.
edit: at least you're not an old lady who came and showed me what she shat out the previous night... | proceed
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06-13-2012, 12:08 PM
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#55 | My homepage has been set to RS
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06-13-2012, 12:28 PM
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#56 | My homepage has been set to RS
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06-13-2012, 01:18 PM
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#57 | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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06-13-2012, 01:40 PM
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#58 | I Wanna Go Fast!
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Originally Posted by truth at least you're not an old lady who came and showed me what she shat out the previous night... |
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06-13-2012, 01:43 PM
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#59 | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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Go to a Bar or club if you re old enough, and slide $2 into the dispenser thats in the washroom
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06-13-2012, 02:45 PM
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#60 | In RS I Trust
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I can picture you standing in line with those awesome tinted sunglasses and pervy mustache. You probably gave the lady a little hip thrust too! | U should of seen me with the top hat I was wearing as well |
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06-13-2012, 02:51 PM
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#61 | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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OP, if you are really feeling uncomfortable - buy them online from a reputable store and ship them to point bobs....
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06-13-2012, 02:57 PM
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#62 | I STILL don't get it
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Originally Posted by The_AK proceed | cliffs:
- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
- asks me for advice
- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life?
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06-13-2012, 02:59 PM
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#63 | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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06-13-2012, 03:00 PM
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#64 | Official Texas Ambassador
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Originally Posted by truth cliffs:
- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
- asks me for advice
- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life? |
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06-13-2012, 03:04 PM
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#65 | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Originally Posted by truth cliffs:
- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
- asks me for advice
- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life? |
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06-13-2012, 03:38 PM
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#66 | I Wanna Go Fast!
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06-13-2012, 03:52 PM
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#67 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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This is like sex ed all over again |
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06-13-2012, 04:37 PM
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#68 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Best thread on rs for a while, this reminds me of putting a condomn on a banana in hs! HahahahabhH
Last edited by TRD Rs200; 06-13-2012 at 09:30 PM.
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06-13-2012, 04:50 PM
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#69 | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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Just go into any gay bar on Davie street and in the bathrooms they have huge bowls of free condoms and lube. Don't ask how I know this.
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06-13-2012, 04:54 PM
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#70 | Prince of the Apes
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Originally Posted by MG1 OP, are they the extra small size ones?
I'm predicting 5 pages by noon........
Speaking of high school...... I knew this guy who carried a condom in his wallet. It would conveniently fall out whenever he took out his wallet.
In front of the whole cafeteria crowd one day, I yelled, "Jesus christ, Vinnie, that's the same fucking condom you've had for the last three years!" Vinnie was pretty embarrassed and stopped showing off his condoms from that day on. Yeah, I was a little mean, but fuck........ | haha you said but fuck.
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06-13-2012, 05:10 PM
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#71 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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you can buy rubber gloves from the dollar store (the yellow ones) and just cut out what you need...i'm guessing the pinkie finger part...
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06-13-2012, 05:15 PM
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#72 | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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hey man, I solved your problem.
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06-13-2012, 05:15 PM
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#73 | Waxin’ Punks
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Surprised OP doesnt have custom title by now.
Shamefully buys XS condoms
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06-13-2012, 05:30 PM
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#74 | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by truth cliffs:
- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
- asks me for advice
- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life? | watre sprouts? serious question
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06-13-2012, 06:13 PM
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#75 | reads most threads with his pants around his ankles, especially in the Forced Induction forum.
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Originally Posted by white_guilt Just go into any gay bar on Davie street and in the bathrooms they have huge bowls of free condoms and lube. Don't ask how I know this. | I like to know........ |
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