Your top douchebag cars!
 

I was recently considering a Corvette, just very briefly...don't laugh, and I asked a girl I know what she thought of them and she replied, "Usually scumbags drive Corvettes so I don't like them"...She began to elaborate and it made me think back to all of the Corvette owners I have encountered in life....and she was right!

In my experience the typical Corvette owner is either a single middle aged man that has too much gel in his hair, a thick gold watch, a red face and generally reeks of too much cologne'. Or its a young douchebag also with gel in his hair, a thick gold chain instead of watch, sells drugs and/or uses steroids.

Think about it...have you ever met an intelligent, level headed, secure man that owns a Corvette?

So Corvettes are my pick as the most gigantic douchebag car on the road, especially C4 & C5 Corvettes (1984-2004)

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What are your top douche-mobiles?

The Chrysler 300 has got to be up there....Bentley wannabes
Escalades and Navigator has a bad rep too...
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came in to see if g35 was posted yet

+1 for the Chrysler 300C, some drive like assholes. I'd have to say the Ford Mustang as well.
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350z
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Cadillac Escalade !

N driver with BMW 3 series.
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I gotta say Corvettes and Mustangs. I've met a few awesome people driving these cars at the track though, but the majority of the drivers of these cars I've seen on the road were douchebags. Maybe it's because I went to school in Surrey :lawl:

+2 300c

I forgot about those, every time its always a dude in his 20's slumped back in the seat with sunglasses and a cigarette rollin on ridiculously massive and tacky rims, tryin to look like a baller

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am i the only one? lol

What do you drive, op?

That.

Awesome thread.

Most pickup truck drivers I've noticed don't ever give a courtesy wave. Now I realize sometimes it's hard to see into a pickup's rear window, but is it so hard to roll down your power window and give a quick wave too?

Lifted truck drivers seem to have an attitude. I remember going to an unofficial RS meet, and this guy in a lifted diesel rolls right through the crowd of people gathered and revs his engine, smoking up the place. Seriously...

“A douche is not his job, its not how much money he has in the bank. He is not the car he drives. He's not the contents of his wallet. His is not his fucking affliction shirt. He is the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

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It's not the car...you can be a douche with whatever you want to drive. Fuck, there's a douche driving a spray bombed firefly in silver that can't do anything but drive in the most reckless manner possible...a $500 car.

But Corvettes yeah, for sure.

firebird

Dodge ram
Chevy silverado
Ford F series
Etc

Pretty much any pickup truck :troll:

In the end though it doesn't really matter. Douches can be found in all makes and models
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No matter what city I go to, taxis are the biggest douchebags on the road.

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No offence to anyone in particular, but one thing that my co-worker and I noticed while driving around in the work truck is that a lot of the time VW drivers drive like douches. Doesn't matter what model. I don't know why.

Also +1 for lifted pick up trucks. Yesterday evening this lifted F350 keeps honking me at a busy busy busy 4-way to go when its not my turn. When it is my turn I go and he tailgates me through the intersection while honking and dangerously passes me only to have me waiting behind him at the next light. Would have loved to got out of the car and put my sledgehammer through his driver side window, but I am not a douche.

Sledgehammer through the window would've been epic.

I know the feeling. I wanted to baton this guys hand while it was on the driverside window sill because he was being such a douche at the border.

These are very bad thoughts :badpokerface:.

^^ And THIS...*smash**** is for your douchbag purchasing habits...*boom*

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:troll:

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Pretty much this.

Thread making you feel little self conscious Mr Fraser Valley? Its all good, you got another 2 years still before the hillbillies in Abbotsford catch on that people wearing Affliction and MMA t-shirts are being laughed at and not with :fullofwin:

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