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had a good laugh:alonehappy:
1981 BMW 320i E21

I like how it has a spare rim but no spare tire

2003 JEEP TJ SPORTS 4X4 AWD ..5 SPD ..BRAND NEW CLUTCH BRAKES .153KMS

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Originally Posted by underscore (Post 8739168)

I like how it has a spare rim but no spare tire

2003 JEEP TJ SPORTS 4X4 AWD ..5 SPD ..BRAND NEW CLUTCH BRAKES .153KMS

Always see this guy around surrey, no surprise

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Originally Posted by OGCStrike (Post 8738159)

had a good laugh:alonehappy:
1981 BMW 320i E21

in case ad was deleted

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Have you ever woken up and thought "f*ck I wish there was an easy way to seem instantaneously more interesting and sexually attractive across the borders of gender, race, and even species" ? Good. Look somewhere else. This vehicle is not for plebes who wish to become more interesting, it is for the discerning f*ck-too-wells that are already tearing ass through time and space in the racing striped Camaro that is their own personalities.

Bear witness and weep in discerning fashion to this:

The E21 320i.
What you are beholding is none other than the cocaine fueled night terrors of Bavarian sex enthusiasts of the highest order. Every curve, every sweeping line, every sumptuous and voluptuous contoured was COMPLETELY ignored and removed, to create this slab of d*ck swinging or. . ...p*ssy pumping?....chariot of un adulterated motor vehicle ecstacy.

Do you like rust? Well fuck you, there isn't enough to go around.
Do you like mechanical issues? Kill yourself with a teaspoon, we haven't any for you, simpleton.
Are you easy to scare and quick to flee from the rites of adulthood? Then get the f*ck out lightweight.

This wondrous little wagen totes a 1.9 ish litre straight four producing at least some horsepower, and you can bet your ass it probably makes torque as well.
It can go forward in five different flavours, and backwards in one, because it isn't a showoff.
It's level of luxury is so vulgar that it comes lavishly appointed with both an exterior AND an interior.

. . ..its also just recently had a service including sparkplugs, the belt (you know the one), radiator, oil and filter change (that involved an engine flush with dexron ATF). Also replaced, were all suspension related bushings. It drives really well and is very reliable. Never hard starts.

The fact that you haven't called me to enquire further about this car is really just bad manners on your behalf at this point. But it may also be entirely caused by my lack of giving you my number in the first place. Top left. Click away. If you email me my feelings will be hurt, but I'll still reply regardless.

I look forward to welcoming you into the ranks of higher living.

Yours truly,

Tinkerhouse Social
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

1976 Porsche 911 Targa with Body Mods!

:facepalm: looks like a 959 that got baked in a microwave

Here's one

18" enkei alloy wheels

18x 10? rpf 1 with R1R for 3k? pricing them out from 1010tires is under 3k brand new

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Originally Posted by !Aznboi128 (Post 8755358)

Here's one

18" enkei alloy wheels

18x 10? rpf 1 with R1R for 3k? pricing them out from 1010tires is under 3k brand new

maybe someone ripped him off when he bought them new

2013 subaru wrx sti

2013 Sti with a few bolt ons for 44G. LOLOL

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Originally Posted by gilly (Post 8756344)

2013 subaru wrx sti

2013 Sti with a few bolt ons for 44G. LOLOL

Used STI pricing is just retarded. no different from buying new.

Not sure if he put the badge on himself, or he got scammed into thinking he bought an Si.. though the latter would be hilarious! But this one is an auto

Honda Civic Si '05 w/ 72625 km one owner no accidents & maintained
http://images.craigslist.org/00g0g_b...IJ_600x450.jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/00O0O_i...Ez_600x450.jpg

but that regency dealer tag does say SI :lol

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Originally Posted by Simplex123 (Post 8757509)

This Si model is actually just the equivalent to the EX model. US model = EX = CA model = SI. It's not the actual Si (red emblem) performance model.

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Originally Posted by Simplex123 (Post 8757509)

this generation of civic SI came with 5spd or auto. it is actually really similar to the ACURA EL.

The sport model with the sport seats and manual only is called the 'SIR' in canada for this generation which has the RED EMBLEM

2014 BMW M5 + Competition Package

That first pic makes me wanna jump all over this lol

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Originally Posted by bcuzracecarz (Post 8758053)

2014 BMW M5 + Competition Package

That first pic makes me wanna jump all over this lol

$96K....uses shitty cell phone pictures

what fucking idiot pays for $45k in options?

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Originally Posted by underscore (Post 8758100)

what fucking idiot pays for $45k in options?

Easy come, easy go?
It's hard NOT to check off all of the options when you're ordering, and mom is paying the tab.

That said, the guy's name is Mike. I don't know too many mainlanders named Mike. Maybe Steven, or Alfred, but not a Mike.....

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Originally Posted by underscore (Post 8758100)

what fucking idiot pays for $45k in options?

Ultimate package + paint + other little things... = $45k or so.

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Originally Posted by tofu1413 (Post 8758148)

Ultimate package + paint + other little things... = $45k or so.

Thank you for stating the obvious, but we all read the description too.

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CONFIGURATION:
Premium Package $9,000
Executive Package $5,500
Driver Assistance Package $2,400
Competition Package $6,500
M Carbon Ceramic Brakes $9,250
Bang & Olufsen Sound System $4,900
M Performance Titanium Exhaust $8,700

The guy bought the executive package, AND the performance package. He was just looking for crap to add.

Or maybe he really did need the Competition package and Ceramic brakes to cover the additional weight of the Premium package, executive package and driver assist. I personally couldn't imagine a world without sunshades and soft shut doors in my "M" car...

BMW (Free)
:confused:

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Originally Posted by Tr1ll (Post 8761476)

2005 Acura TL Type S

ahahah i rmb this car from back in the day ... guy always bragged about the paint job and said he got it custom from factory.

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Originally Posted by EmperorIS (Post 8761479)

ahahah i rmb this car from back in the day ... guy always bragged about the paint job and said he got it custom from factory.

This is certainly not a Type S - those only existed 07+

wtf is the point of having carbon ceramics on a land yacht?

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Originally Posted by Pidish (Post 8761516)

wtf is the point of having carbon ceramics on a land yacht?

Exactly!
And adding to that, why get the M model if you're going to outfit it with the clai options, like window shades and soft close doors.

Srsly, fuck that guy.