I get it, but god damn this style of ad is the most annoying shit ever
https://vancouver.craigslist.org/van...141489436.html
“Lad ies and Gentlemen,
Have you ever wanted to cheat death while burning rubber from the comfort of a Swedish tank? Look no further.
I present to you a 1989, tastefully modified and spoolyboi certified, Ikea Brick. She's lighter than an E36 and rips just as hard, if not harder. She's also cheaper to repair.
This Swedish missile started her life as a lame-brain naturally aspirated lump of dooky, but Keiichi Tsuchiya came through in a dream and demanded more. In a fevered sweat, not to disappoint the god of the drift, this hunk of metal was bestowed a turbskee and Manuél transmission.
Fitted with 5x108 to 5x120 30mm adapters, she now sports fancy new shoes in the flavour of a Trans Am GTA. Which is a muscle car, and as you know, muscle cars are fast, and you need wheels to go fast. So that's an easy 100hp right there, baby. The spacing from the adapters adds a totally SICK NASTY FUNKY FRESH stance to the lady in question.
The 4 cylinder volvo motor runs great and fires up every time. The Wutang War Whistle feeds her an easy 8psi at peak, for a whopping boost (get it, cus it's a turbo) of 69hp. Thanks to the wheels, we're peaking at 420 ponies. Please don't dyno her, dyno's lie. Don't support Big Dyno and their propaganda. Free your mind!
She was rocking a G80 locker until the pinion turned into a spinion and ruined everyone's fun. Now it's the open diff life. All you gotta do is weld that puppy stiff, and frickin' send it bud. Or be a classy lad and source another LSD.
Don't feel like drifting, but mom won't let you buy an SUV because they're big and scary? Let me tell you a secret. The 240 water pump pulley fits in the strut tower snug as a bug with a mug that says "#1 most snug bug" while said bug lay comfortably on a rug. That's an easy 2" lift in the front, and you can slap cheeky cherokee springs in the rear to pick her up too. (I still recommend welding the diff. FuGgIn' SeNd iT!)
She isn't without her flaws, but who is? My therapist tells me all the time how I've caused them to seek therapy of their own. And like, I'm still trucking, and so is this sexy mamacita volvita.
I've been taking care of her, and will continue to take care of her. The more work I do, the less flexible I am on the price. I have a spare driver seat to go with her, and a full-size front spoiler.
I'm selling because I own 2 240s, and want to try something new. I'm open to trades with cash on either end depending on what you have. Price is OBO, worst I will say is no.
Buy it while I'm flexible”
