Craigslist Fails

[tegra7]

Originally Posted by radeonboy

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/van...488214228.html

Is this the same Fiero from a few pages back?

Seems to be. Price went up about 30k as well....DaT iNfLaTiOn.

[68style]

Guys… it’s mint… and interior is 9/10

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/rds...486731528.html

[jaaagman]

Originally Posted by 68style

Guys… it’s mint… and interior is 9/10

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/rds...486731528.html

Steering wheel is mint dood! I think they mean the interior has 9/10 parts present. I spy a missing door panel.

[tegra7]

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/rds...493112735.html

[68style]

Originally Posted by tegra7

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/rds...493112735.html

This would legit be worth this much and MORE if it were stock LOL

As it sits... please do keep keeping it in a garage so we don't have to see it

[tofu1413]

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/van...484688743.html

holy. these are still kicking around.

[320icar]

Originally Posted by tofu1413

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/van...484688743.html

holy. these are still kicking around.

THE TEMPTATION!!! wrap it matte black

Spoiler!

[tofu1413]

Yo.

It Looks the same.

[tegra7]

wat
https://vancouver.craigslist.org/pml...496921235.html

[snowfarmer]

I'm a fanboy of BMW's, wagons and manual transmissions so I would probably pay a premium for something that ticked all those boxes but $50K for a 535i wagon is crack pipe pricing.

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/rch...496573131.html

2010 BMW 535i xDrive Touring Wagon MANUAL - $49,995 (Richmond)



MANUAL WAGON ALERT

This 2010 BMW 535i xDrive wagon is finished in Black Sapphire Metallic over black leather and powered by a twin-turbocharged 3.0L inline-six that drives all four wheels through a six-speed manual transmission and xDrive all-wheel drive. Features include adaptive xenon headlights, a panoramic sunroof, a power-operated tailgate, a heated steering wheel and front seats, automatic climate control, and iDrive with navigation.

The car is finished in Black Sapphire Metallic (475) and features bi-xenon headlamps with washers, fog lights, a roof rack, a panoramic glass sunroof, parking sensors, a rear window wiper, and dual exhaust outlets.

Factory 17″ V-spoke wheels are fitted with 225/50 Nokian WR G4 tires. The car is equipped with Dynamic Stability Control.

The cabin features seating upholstered in black Dakota leather with matching carpets, and burl wood trim accents the dash, center console, and door panels. Amenities include power-adjustable heated front seats with driver position memory, cruise control, automatic climate control, and iDrive with navigation.

A heated multifunction steering wheel frames a 260-km/h speedometer, a tachometer, and gauges for fuel level and instant economy.

The odometer shows 100,800 kilometers.

The twin-turbocharged 3.0L N54 inline-six was rated at 300 horsepower and 300 lb-ft of torque when new.

Power is sent to all four wheels through a six-speed manual transmission and an xDrive all-wheel drive system.

The CARFAX report shows no accidents or other damage and lists registration history in British Columbia, Canada.

Please visit www.classgarage.ca or contact me for more details.

*Price does not include $595 Admin Fee and applicable taxes. For finance/lease, a $35 Lender’s Fee and $595 Finance/Lease Fee will be charged. Dealer # 8113.

[68style]

^ I also fucking hate dealers who sell under the "owner" classification

[donk.]

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/rch...494947067.html

[headhunt3r]

^Looks like it's the same person that posted the manual wagon above as well. I flagged both since it's clearly a dealer.

[320icar]

It’s not even the s54 lol.

[!Aznboi128]

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/nvn...497691736.html

2003 MAZDA PROTEGE 5. SUPERB COLLECTOR CAR, APPRAISED - $15,000

NOTE: THIS POST IS FOR COLLECTORS OF MAZDAS AND OTHER VEHICLES IN ITS CATEGORY.
THE PRICE IS CORRECT.

2003 Mazda Protege5, 4-d + hatchback, automatic. Appraised at $25,000 with collector status.
Mileage: 200k. If properly looked after, it has another 200k to go.
I have a hybrid Camry; they get the same gas mileage.

Aftermarket Parts:
- $4000.00 stainless steel exhaust system (this makes the car loud).
- Hair-trigger alarm (turns itself on).
- High-end gas and brake pedals.
- High-end stereo system.
- Engine-boosters. Incredible acceleration and response.
- Dark tinted windows rear and hatchback windows.
- High-end floor mats.

Features:
- Leather seats, leather steering wheel.
- Made in Japan.
- ‘Convertible’ transmission.
- Front-wheel drive
- Push-button retractable sunroof.
- Power windows.
- Front and side airbags.
- Unusually large gas tank.
- Burns no oil.
- Excellent gas mileage.
- Cruise control.
- A/C
- Rear defrost.
- Rear wipers.
- Powerful 4-cylinder engine.
- Owner works from home; car used mainly for errands.
- Seats fold flat.
- Serviced twice a year.
- No rust.

Recent Work:
- New battery
- New radiator
- New Water Pump
- New Timing Belt
- Brakes completely redone (2015)
- Professionally-ground headlights.
- New shatter-resistant windshield with 6” sun deflection panel.

Work It Needs:
- Wheel rims have to be redone.
- The centre part (only) of the front leather seats have to be replaced. Over time, they became scored; they’ve been taped.
- The warning lights on the dashboard are always on.
- The carpet under the driver’s seat is worn.
- There are a few scratches and dents, from gravel spray.
- Driver’s side mirror works just fine but the attachment has to be repaired.

History
In 2003, this car was purchased by a teen-ager, specifically for road-racing.

He spent a lot of money on it—on the after-market things mentioned above, but also on the engine. It was covered with rubber/electrical panels. This made the car extraordinarily fast.

The original owner was caught racing, and had a minor accident, while he still had his N. His parents sold the car to a family friend, who was a mechanic. He drove it for a while and, in 2008, sold it to me.

I had the engine panels removed. (That caused the electrical issue which leaves the warning lights turned on.)

Value
In 2016, this car was appraised, by two separate car experts, at $25k, once it has collector status (next year) and is brought into perfect condition.

I sure hope this was a joke

[68style]

2nd time it was posted on CL now… sadly I do not think this individual is joking

[bensta]

High end gas and race pedals must of made that appraisal hit 25k.

[ImsBB1prelude]

WTF

[tegra7]

Originally Posted by !Aznboi128

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/nvn...497691736.html






I sure hope this was a joke

I messaged him for a copy of the appraisal.

Hi there
I didn't get the appraisal in writing.
The first was from Joan Stewart, Publisher & Editor
of Western Driver Magazine. She also runs the
All British Field Meet and, at that event, I met a
car judge, who gave me the same appraisal. It
never occurred to me to get it in writing...I never
intended to sell this car.
Best
LA

[68style]

I wrote to ask if it was for real or a joke... he wrote back "fuck off"

[donk.]

Originally Posted by 68style

I wrote to ask if it was for real or a joke... he wrote back "fuck off"

This is why I'm on these forums

[whitev70r]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...7197502164318/

[donk.]

^ What engine is inside that thing?

[!Aznboi128]

Originally Posted by donk.

^ What engine is inside that thing?

Gallo12

[Badhobz]

I didnt know pizza places makes engines