REVscene Automotive Forum

REVscene Automotive Forum (https://www.revscene.net/forums/)
-   Vancouver Auto Chat (https://www.revscene.net/forums/vancouver-auto-chat_173/)
-   -   Craigslist Fails (https://www.revscene.net/forums/679164-craigslist-fails.html)

GIZZ 06-29-2022 09:33 AM

The protege post has to be fake, nobody is that dumb.

Schedule a viewing? How far will this go?

Bored a hole catfishing.

68style 06-30-2022 02:47 PM

Sigh... 182,000kms and he wants $16k for it??? With a torn driver seat and a bottle of top-up oil in the trunk?

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/van...503254399.html

https://images.craigslist.org/00R0R_...t2_600x450.jpg

kjlks 06-30-2022 07:04 PM

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/bnc...503274085.html
This can't be worth this much... right?

tegra7 06-30-2022 08:45 PM

^Arash is that you?

68style 06-30-2022 09:12 PM

So... I kinda trolled the RSX owner… his response was, uh, unique?

Me: Are the eggs included? They better be for this ridiculous asking price.

Him: Nah but I’ll chuck in a load of unvaxxed jizz in the seat, bring your girl and tell to hop on before the black leather cooks the “eggs”

I feel some sense of duty to write back and say the eggs come from the female, but I fear it would fall on deaf ears. And why did he feel the need to mention his jizz is unvaxxed?

Gerbs 06-30-2022 09:19 PM

What do you think is a good price?

I got close to $8,8K+ tax for my 2002 176,000 RSX-S. Felt like I should've gotten higher given what everyone has them listed for. Feels like nobody would sell sub $10K these days.

68style 06-30-2022 09:22 PM

There’s a nice ‘06 with the more powerful engine and arguably nicer styling/tail lights/wheels and nice mods for sale for $12xxx so given it’s older, higher mileage and has damage I’d say under $10k

punkwax 06-30-2022 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 68style (Post 9068495)
So... I kinda trolled the RSX owner… his response was, uh, unique?

Me: Are the eggs included? They better be for this ridiculous asking price.

Him: Nah but I’ll chuck in a load of unvaxxed jizz in the seat, bring your girl and tell to hop on before the black leather cooks the “eggs”

I feel some sense of duty to write back and say the eggs come from the female, but I fear it would fall on deaf ears. And why did he feel the need to mention his jizz is unvaxxed?

Because everyone who is unvaxxed absolutely cannot help but have any sort of human interaction without mentioning they are unvaxxed.

“Welcome to McDonalds how may I take your order?”

“I don’t take orders unlike the vaccinated sheep who you regularly serve.”

donk. 06-30-2022 09:57 PM

Quote:

=68style;9068495
And why did he feel the need to mention his jizz is unvaxxed?
Because those who are unvaxxed, brag about having unvaxxed jizz around others of the same sort
Spoiler!



You know, because vaxxed jizz does not work :drunk:

Edit: spoke too soon again, punkwax knows what's up

westopher 06-30-2022 10:08 PM

I like the “unvaxxed jizz is the new Bitcoin” stickers
Timing was great.
Tanking in value because everyone that held on to the idea has even realized it’s fucking stupid.

donk. 06-30-2022 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by westopher (Post 9068502)
Tanking in value because everyone that held on to the idea has even realized it’s fucking stupid.

Moldex, skinnypupp, threezero, do not approve of this message

GS8 07-07-2022 10:06 PM

https://images.craigslist.org/00d0d_...q_1200x900.jpg

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/rds...505442275.html

Is this satire?

F'ing car reminds me of this guy:


westopher 07-07-2022 10:17 PM

Only needs 100k put into it and you’ll have a 50k car.

jing 07-08-2022 05:17 PM

You know what? This will decimate all, after, you put about 15 grand in it or more. If we have to, overnight parts from Japan.

westopher 07-08-2022 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jing (Post 9069232)
You know what? This will decimate all, after, you put about 15 grand in it or more. If we have to, overnight parts from Japan.

2022 version
This will decimate all if you put 150k or more. If we have to, we will order parts from Japan that should be up to 8 month lead time due to manufacturing shortages, then we should receive late 2023 after UPS loses the packages. After the parts arrive, we will spend the next 6 months working on finding a body shop to take on the work that isn't too backed up with overcharging ICBC to mismatch the paint on dozens of Camrys and teslas.

JDMDreams 07-14-2022 04:46 PM

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...ok_story_share

:pokerface:

68style 07-14-2022 05:12 PM

Haha.... $26kcdn at auction if that... $30-ish landed tops... wants to make $20k profit off it? With shitty mods, dumped suspension and details not taken care of?

L O L

Same price as a FK8 which is like 10x the car.

320icar 07-16-2022 11:43 PM

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/bnc...508024772.html

Guy pays 55k for an automatic ecoboost mustang, does no mods whatsoever, includes the window sticker showing 55k, puts 30k km on it and is asking 60k FIRM NO LOWBALLERS CASH IN HAND I KNOW WHAT I GOT

JDMDreams 07-17-2022 10:55 AM

^^ I've been seeing ads on my FB, saying something $32k all in for an ecoboost then some 2% financing 72 month for a 5.0 and I was like :considered:

320icar 07-17-2022 02:11 PM

Get it while you can! Fords been cutting even more cars from their line up

trollface 07-17-2022 05:18 PM

Still lots of dreamers

tegra7 07-20-2022 10:24 AM

Didn't know they made a Roush performance package for the v6 Mustang.
https://vancouver.craigslist.org/van...509599065.html

68style 07-20-2022 10:53 AM

Oh man that's sad... 3.8 never met a headgasket it didn't want to eat... total dog of an engine.

The humblest brags calling Hertz speakers an upgrade too... whew...

GS8 07-20-2022 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tegra7 (Post 9070376)
Didn't know they made a Roush performance package for the v6 Mustang.
https://vancouver.craigslist.org/van...509599065.html

There was a Sport and Stage 1 option. I'm guessing this one is Stage 1 but it would be nice if there was paperwork for this car.

Saleen did V6 builds too (94-95) except they slapped a Vortech supercharger on their versions.

kjlks 07-21-2022 12:17 AM

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/van...510155796.html - aaannndd he raised his price by 29k for a shell


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 02:18 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
SEO by vBSEO ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.
Revscene.net cannot be held accountable for the actions of its members nor does the opinions of the members represent that of Revscene.net