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So...any bets on whether Patrick is also single?

Stop lying....

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I know him. He has multiple wives. You won't even believe how hot they are neither.

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Originally Posted by twitchyzero (Post 8374569)

*CAVEAT emptor* Toyota Sienna 2004 LE

Let me top it off for you, here is the sellers clinic:

Infant circumcision in Vancouver Canada

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Originally Posted by ajax (Post 8374704)

Let me top it off for you, here is the sellers clinic:

Infant circumcision in Vancouver Canada

in his defense, it was the wife's car...and he probably has limited time to sell a used car as a busy medical doctor

it was just surprising because when I first spoke to him on the phone he seemed easygoing...then the call to confirm the appointment he changes the tune of his song basically told me to not waste his time if I wasn't going to bring money and decide on the spot. Gave the benefit of the doubt seeing how well-regarded he is in the medical community I still went to see it with deposit, but it sure went downhill fast with his salesman tactics. I knew it was all BS once he suddenly said price is firm and he has 6 others waiting to see it. Ive no problem with ppl being aggressive but if your run-of-the-mill Toyota isn't perfect then there's no such thing as a non-negotiable price....lying and pretending to speak to another seller when a buyer is negotiating...that definitely hit a new low haha.

edit: he also said the van is parked outside...later changes the story and says it's parked inside as his wife makes him leave his Ferrari outside :lawl:

2003 Nissan 350Z custom show car! **Award winning sound system**

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I know that I will be regretting this but I know it will have to come at some point. I am selling my beautiful, low mileage, award-winning 2003 350Z touring. I bought the car back in September, 2008 off of the original owner. It is a California car with ZERO accidents! Here are some highlights:

- Touring package
- Leather, AC, power heated seats etc...
- Under 110,000 babied kms
- Aircared until next year
- No accidents!
- No issues...runs perfectly
- 100% synthetic oil changes

Performance
- Stoptech high performance 4-caliper brakes and 14" rotors
- Stillen performance front and rear sway bars
- JWT pop-charger performance filter and short ram intake
- Motordyne 5/16" plenum spacer w/Iso thermal
- RSR Exmag exhaust system (the best sounding exhaust for a VQ motor you will ever hear)
- Cusco strut tower bar (made in Japan)
- Although not performance oriented, The engine cover, battery cover, brake lid cover and radiator support cover are all real carbon fibre. Looks very nice!

Footwork
- Tein S-tech lowering springs
- Volk TE-37 forged wheels in PERFECT condition (no rashes or scratches) 9.5X19, 10.5X19 +22 offset
- Hankook Ventus V12 performance tires (255/35R19, 285/30R19) 95%+ tread
- Suspension is perfectly dialed in and it handles beautifully!

Body
- INGS front lip
- Custom 2-tone plasti-dip. This rubberized paint is completely removeable should you wish to return it back to chrome silver
- Blacked out grille
- Custom license plate attachment

Sound System/ interior
- Pioneer AVIC-X940BT Navigation head unit with Ipod, USB, AUX input, Bluetooth handsfree and audio streaming
- Alpine 7" screen in the top cubby (displays back up camera image)
- Shuriken BT-80 high performance AGM battery (1600 CCA!)
- 1/0 wire ground upgrades
- 1/0 Wire front to back
- Rockford Fosgate 360.2 DSP with 32 band parametric EQ per channel
- Scosche/EFX 'HEX' RCAs
- Hybrid Audio Legatia PRO SE Ring Radiator tweeters in custom, fibreglass and stitched vinyl A-pillar pods.
- Digital Designs DDA-6.5 German made midbass drivers in custom fibreglass and stitched vinyl door pods.
- Digital Designs DD3510 1250 watt RMS subwoofer in custom fibreglass and stitched vinyl ported enclosure rising up through the trunk floor.
- Digital Designs DDS4A 4-channel amplifier (running mids and tweets active)
- Digital Designs DDM2A 2300 watt RMS mono amp for the subwoofer.
- Custom amplifier rack with plexiglass, suede inserts
- Black suede headliner and trunk panel
- Back up camera
- 108 square feet of sound deadening!
- All trunk panels have been vinyled to match the rest of the custom vinyl work in the car. There is a lot of stitching and beautiful wrap work done. There is a nice mix of suede and carbon fibre to follow the overall theme.

No expense has been spared with the audio in this car! It has won numerous IASCA sound quality trophies, SPL trophies and installation trophies. I am a custom car audio fabricator and installer by trade and I have poured my heart and soul into this show car. I am also an IASCA judge so you know you are getting a high end, quality stereo. I have many, many pictures documenting what has gone into this car and they will all be available to you.

I am selling this car because my wife and I are preparing to have a baby. Please no low ballers, no scammers, no Nigerian princes wishing to trade their wives and NO PAYPAL please! If you have any questions, please let me know. If you would like to waste my time, please type 'VIAGRA' in the subject line so it goes straight to my spam. Thanks for looking!

Keywords: Nissan 350Z, Import, Honda, Mazda, summer car, custom, car audio, show winner, fast and furious, tuna sandwich

"no Nigerian princes wishing to trade their wives" where does he even get that on cl :lawl:

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Originally Posted by ae101 (Post 8424223)

2003 Nissan 350Z custom show car! **Award winning sound system**

"no Nigerian princes wishing to trade their wives" where does he even get that on cl :lawl:

:lawl: :suspicious:

You know that's our mod's car right?

nothing wrong with the car, just wanna know where he gets ppl from africa asking to trade wives.for.cars
(no offence, sorry about that organ_donor)
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Originally Posted by ae101 (Post 8424384)

nothing wrong with the car, just wanna know where he gets ppl from africa asking to trade wives.for.cars
(no offence, sorry about that organ_donor)
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Its a common joke, and also a common occurrence.

Go read up on Nigerian scam artists, for your reference:

More Nigerian Scams To Watch Out For

It was a scam that proliferated CL and ebay for years...

^ Question is why are you looking for dildos on CraigsList? LOL
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FUCK, am I the only idiot who actually tries to look at other pics in the copy pasted ADs?!

delta/surrey/langley

:fuckthatshit:

let see who knows their cell phone brand & model right

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Nokia T650i - $10 (Surrey)

http://images.craigslist.org/00c0c_2...Cj_600x450.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/00Y0Y_d...ze_600x450.jpg

Works with any SIM Card

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rd...392430267.html

ummm I remember the se t650i hated the buttons lol

lol better call chan.ho nam to & his gang to.take care of.this
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Originally Posted by ae101 (Post 8443908)

let see who knows their cell phone brand & model right

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rd...392430267.html

Does it have 4G? :concentrate:

This is a strange "wanted" ad on CL. The dude wants 50 pounds to five tonnes of charcoal. He's expecting a horde of people having barbecues this summer?

WANTED: COAL pref. 'hard' tho 'soft' OK too...50 lbs to 5 tons

Another "wanted" ad. Does this dude fap to kind of perverted shit?

wanted: tiny, used panties

wanted: tiny, used panties - $40 (downtown vancouver)

Looking for small little used panties. Most reasonable offers accepted. Safe, public meetups.
Location: downtown vancouverdo NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
•do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

^

must be a Jap guy who has one of those fetishes.