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Old 04-14-2013, 02:37 PM   #51
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Old 04-14-2013, 03:02 PM   #52
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Read the title and thought it said " half naked girl on my bed and i blacked out"
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Old 04-14-2013, 03:06 PM   #53
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This happened in grade 11.

So I was taking Web Design and Video Editing and I had a female partner that had huge tits (butterface). She probably had like 34C's. Anyhow, she lived a block away from me and she was graduating that year and she seemed eager to lose her v-card before University. I think it was obvious that she wanted my dick cause she would ask for hugs (and grab my ass) every time I saw her. I was perfectly fine with that cause I had a chance to be smothered and suffocated by her tits.

I didn't really think anything of it and was like whatever and she got upset so she escalated her sexual hints. She would ask me what colored or what patterned boxers I would be wearing and then she said she would show me her panties and bra if I showed her my boxers. This happened pretty much every other day during every class as we sat beside each other anyways.

So I had some notes in class one day and then she asked to see them, I said yes but for some reason she brushed her hand across my dick and giggled. I just played it off and thought nothing of it again. She was pretty pissed so the next time she just grabbed my hand and put it on her boob and again I did nothing and poker faced.

So then after class ended she asked me if I wanted to skip the last two blocks of class and head to her house cause her parents had left for the weekend to Banff. So I agreed and we walked home together and then she asked if I wanted to play strip poker; being the retard that I was, I said I didn't know how and she said she would teach me. After that, she also said she had the new Resident Evil game on PS2 that I was dying to play.

So we got to her house and I said I wanted to go home and change so I did and it was so close anyways. I knock on her door and she opens it and shes wearing sweat pants and a tight white shirt. She grabs my hand and leads me into the living room and then pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels and a deck of cards. She said, "Let's play" but I was too excited over the Resident Evil game she had and I asked if we could do that instead. She unwillingly agreed and hooked up her PS2 but she said that it didn't work. I was being retarded again and said lets try it at my house so she handed me the game and then I walked towards the door. She followed but I stopped her at the door and said, "I don't think you should come over.. its a one person game anyways, I'll return it on Monday, promise."

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Old 04-14-2013, 04:23 PM   #54
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Old 04-14-2013, 10:33 PM   #55
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couldn't have played along???

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LOL I totally didn't get that.

I was like wait.. what? Did I send him a pic?
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Old 06-02-2013, 11:34 PM   #56
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Reading these stories make my dick hurt ... but then again things like this have happened to most of us at one point, to a degree... lol
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Old 06-10-2013, 09:12 PM   #57
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I'll let you in on a little secret " Third times always the charm"
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:47 PM   #58
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I'll let you in on a little secret " Third times always the charm"
Didn't you read OP? The third time happened already and the same thing happened unfortunately =(

OP, I think you'll be better prepared now that you acknowledge the "problem". So i'm sure next time you will just make the move.

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Old 06-11-2013, 07:54 PM   #59
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In my first relationship, I dated the girl for two months. Within this two months, I was too chickenshit to do anything. We never even kissed!

One day, she told me to come over. Then she told me to get in bed and take a nap with her because she was tired. We could've definitely did so much that day.

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Old 06-13-2013, 01:37 AM   #60
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Old 06-14-2013, 07:25 PM   #61
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Was at the gym today and saw a pretty good looking girl. She knew I would glance at her, and I caught her once or twice as well. Then walked by me after she was done and she left. Gone, forever out of my life. Totally had a chance to make small talk too...
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Old 06-14-2013, 08:56 PM   #62
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Old 06-18-2013, 09:01 PM   #63
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:10 PM   #64
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I honestly think everyone has been in that situation and there is really no shame in it at all. I Have to admit I miss that rush that it once was, part of growing up I guess.
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Read the title and thought it said " half naked girl on my bed and i blacked out"
I've done that more times than I care to only partially remember.
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Have you considered that you might possibly be gay? Not gay bashing here, just a possibility.
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Old 08-14-2013, 02:42 PM   #70
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Don't worry OP, the last half naked female I had on my bed made me premature all over myself, she licked it all up though. Technically, that is still swallowing

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When she was in the bed with you, you could have turned your face to her and go in for the kiss! Or if you wanted it to lead to something, you could have at least play with her hand first and say something like "wow so smooth". It worked for me!
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