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Mature discussion about understanding the opposite sex...
At two separate hotel parties, I was asked by girls if I could go to their room and "drink with them" and they were visibly completely drunk, told me how I was fun to talk to and better than all the other guys there in the room (5 or 6 other guys). Turned them down cause I was tired as fuck and just wanted to sleep after a long day of snowboarding One of the chicks stole my bottle of vodka as well. Fucker.
Another time at an afterparty I was asked to go to a close female friends' (who was smoking hot at the time) dorm to "sleepover" and she wanted someone to walk her back.
I did that. And slept over. On the floor.
__________________ [13-03, 11:25] MG1 when you hit the brakes, it shoots cum at pedestrian - bukkake
[12-03, 19:06] meme405 That e30 is so mexiflushed I thought we were in albuquerque
[12-03, 23:03] rb when i see a modded element. I have nothing but respect. either the parents kicked him out or the guy is killing hookers in the back
At uni.
Hanging with a group of friends including this one girl that I had a thing for.
We all started watching a movie and she got "tired" and asked me to help bring her to bed.
Get to room, then she asks me to get into bed with her.
We start kissing.
I notice a strong green onion smell from her.
She makes a move.
Cant stop thinking about green onions.. excused myself I said i wasn't feeling well. Went home.
She was leaving to Toronto the next day. She texted me "Youre an asshole" in the morning.
At uni.
Hanging with a group of friends including this one girl that I had a thing for.
We all started watching a movie and she got "tired" and asked me to help bring her to bed.
Get to room, then she asks me to get into bed with her.
We start kissing.
I notice a strong green onion smell from her.
She makes a move.
Cant stop thinking about green onions.. excused myself I said i wasn't feeling well. Went home.
She was leaving to Toronto the next day. She texted me "Youre an asshole" in the morning.
If at that time your penis didn't convince your brain that you LOVE smelling green onions, then your penis is disappoint.
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punkwax, I don't care what your friends say about you, you are gold!
this isn't as butt-clenching as some of yours, but:
got off work one late night
taking 41 bus home
meet this cute Brazilian girl at the bus stop, and we start talking
we talk about random things throughout the bus ride, and she's conspicuously flirtatious (sitting pressed right up beside me, slapping my arm)
i don't nab her # because i have gf
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At uni.
Hanging with a group of friends including this one girl that I had a thing for.
We all started watching a movie and she got "tired" and asked me to help bring her to bed.
Get to room, then she asks me to get into bed with her.
We start kissing. I notice a strong green onion smell from her.
She makes a move.
Cant stop thinking about green onions.. excused myself I said i wasn't feeling well. Went home.
She was leaving to Toronto the next day. She texted me "Youre an asshole" in the morning.
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MG1: in fact, a new term needs to make its way into the American dictionary. Trump............ he's such a "Trump" = ultimate insult. Like, "yray, you're such a trump."
bcrdukes yray fucked bcrdukes up the nose
dapperfied yraisis
dapperfied yray so waisis
FastAnna you literally talk out your ass
FastAnna i really cant
FastAnna yray i cant stand you
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I was in Vegas all fucked up at Pure night club in the VIP for my buddies bachelor party. I went down to the dance floor, picked up a girl and by the time I brought her back all my friends had been kicked out for various drug related reasons, so we decided to go meet back up with her friends. They all ditched as well. Ok, we will do our own thing. We pretty much had a full on romantic feature film, involving strolling down the strip collecting the hooker cards, making out passionately in front of the bellagio fountain, drinking at every bar while laughing hysterically at each others jokes, etc. Then as the typical walk her back to the hotel room part of the night happened, I panicked, kissed her and left. I told my buddies about how bad I fucked up and everyone called me "the boyfriend experience" for the next year, and talked about scenarios of how I give girls the best dates with all of the romance and none of the pesky sexual pressure. Fuck.
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Originally Posted by boostfever
Westopher is correct.
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Originally Posted by fsy82
seems like you got a dick up your ass well..get that checked
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Originally Posted by punkwax
Well.. I’d hate to be the first to say it, but Westopher is correct.
my buddy is doing an asia trip right now (believe hes in Thailand still) and he texted me the other morning. "i goof'd up. hooking up with a dutch blonde and went back to her place. she went to brush her teeth and i stripped and went into her bed. passed the fuck out and woke up in the morning with her not in the mood".
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MG1: in fact, a new term needs to make its way into the American dictionary. Trump............ he's such a "Trump" = ultimate insult. Like, "yray, you're such a trump."
bcrdukes yray fucked bcrdukes up the nose
dapperfied yraisis
dapperfied yray so waisis
FastAnna you literally talk out your ass
FastAnna i really cant
FastAnna yray i cant stand you
my buddy is doing an asia trip right now (believe hes in Thailand still) and he texted me the other morning. "i goof'd up. hooking up with a dutch blonde and went back to her place. she went to brush her teeth and i stripped and went into her bed. passed the fuck out and woke up in the morning with her not in the mood".
*pours drink on ground for da homie*
Phew - as I was reading your post, I was scared to see "woke up in the morning with a dude".
__________________ Do Not Put Aftershave on Your Balls. -604CEFIRO Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
I was in Vegas all fucked up at Pure night club in the VIP for my buddies bachelor party. I went down to the dance floor, picked up a girl and by the time I brought her back all my friends had been kicked out for various drug related reasons, so we decided to go meet back up with her friends. They all ditched as well. Ok, we will do our own thing. We pretty much had a full on romantic feature film, involving strolling down the strip collecting the hooker cards, making out passionately in front of the bellagio fountain, drinking at every bar while laughing hysterically at each others jokes, etc. Then as the typical walk her back to the hotel room part of the night happened, I panicked, kissed her and left. I told my buddies about how bad I fucked up and everyone called me "the boyfriend experience" for the next year, and talked about scenarios of how I give girls the best dates with all of the romance and none of the pesky sexual pressure. Fuck.
I literally fucking LOL'ed at this.. amazing.
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Lol I did as well after it happened. You win some, you lose some. Its hard to explain, but the night was literally a montage of the best moments in a relationship in a romantic movie. It was ridiculous.
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Westopher is correct.
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Originally Posted by fsy82
seems like you got a dick up your ass well..get that checked
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Originally Posted by punkwax
Well.. I’d hate to be the first to say it, but Westopher is correct.
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One of the chicks stole my bottle of vodka as well. Fucker.
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