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Yea, as a goalie, noob shots are hard to stop..I rather have someone rip it on me than a noob shoot on me. Their shots are so unpredictable and messed up And I wouldn't say that no one would be able to touch the puck playing with NHLers on RS.. There are some pretty good hockey players on here
Raymond would make RS goalies look real good by flying in fast and then putting the puck right in your chest making you look like you were in position the whole time
I know I could never keep up with an NHL'er. I've played with div 1 players and they outskate me pretty good.
I just said I think I could score on an NHL tender if given 10 opportunities.
Sorry to post non-news worthy but conversation starting topics.
Maybe I should've started my posts with "brb", or replied with "ty men". Perhaps I could've thought of some far fetched line combos like shawn79, I mean, Big Earl.. Or maybe I could have replied with something original like an Antonio Banderas gif like 90% of the posts in this thread.. at least I would've gotten a thanks from a couple regular posters in this thread..
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I know I could never keep up with an NHL'er. I've played with div 1 players and they outskate me pretty good.
I just said I think I could score on an NHL tender if given 10 opportunities.
Sorry to post non-news worthy but conversation starting topics.
Maybe I should've started my posts with "brb", or replied with "ty men". Perhaps I could've thought of some far fetched line combos like shawn79, I mean, Big Earl.. Or maybe I could have replied with something original like an Antonio Banderas gif like 90% of the posts in this thread.. at least I would've gotten a thanks from a couple regular posters in this thread..
I know I could never keep up with an NHL'er. I've played with div 1 players and they outskate me pretty good.
I just said I think I could score on an NHL tender if given 10 opportunities.
Sorry to post non-news worthy but conversation starting topics.
Maybe I should've started my posts with "brb", or replied with "ty men". Perhaps I could've thought of some far fetched line combos like shawn79, I mean, Big Earl.. Or maybe I could have replied with something original like an Antonio Banderas gif like 90% of the posts in this thread.. at least I would've gotten a thanks from a couple regular posters in this thread..
I know I could never keep up with an NHL'er. I've played with div 1 players and they outskate me pretty good.
I just said I think I could score on an NHL tender if given 10 opportunities.
Sorry to post non-news worthy but conversation starting topics.
Maybe I should've started my posts with "brb", or replied with "ty men". Perhaps I could've thought of some far fetched line combos like shawn79, I mean, Big Earl.. Or maybe I could have replied with something original like an Antonio Banderas gif like 90% of the posts in this thread.. at least I would've gotten a thanks from a couple regular posters in this thread..
I know I could never keep up with an NHL'er. I've played with div 1 players and they outskate me pretty good.
I just said I think I could score on an NHL tender if given 10 opportunities.
Sorry to post non-news worthy but conversation starting topics.
Maybe I should've started my posts with "brb", or replied with "ty men". Perhaps I could've thought of some far fetched line combos like shawn79, I mean, Big Earl.. Or maybe I could have replied with something original like an Antonio Banderas gif like 90% of the posts in this thread.. at least I would've gotten a thanks from a couple regular posters in this thread..
Honestly sometimes we think these guys are overpaid bums but they are really gifted athletes (although still overpaid lol).
When you watch them up close in person you really learn to appreciate the athletism and skill they possess. Not only would you not even touch the puck but you should already consider yourself lucky that you can survive a shift without someone like Lucic sending you to the hospital in a stretcher haha ...
In a shootout situation, I also highly doubt you would be able to score ANY at all vs any NHL-caliber goalie (not to mention an All-World like Lu). Not to knock your hockey skills, but I'm willing to bet that your wrist-shot would probably look like a slow-motion floater to him.
Similarly in basketball, the "scrubs" in NBA like Kwame Brown and Andrea Bargnani would absolutely DEMOLISH every single person in Vancouver. In a game of 2 on 2, first to 5 points wins. Any of us would lose 100 out of 100 games guaranteed.
Not saying I could score on a goalie for real but one out of a hundred...I could get lucky.
And this is entirely stationary...not like I'm triple deke-ing Luongo or whatever. Give me a stick and a hundred pucks and I might get a single puck by.
Basketball, no chance. Given height difference alone, they could just reject every single shot. I'd lose every time.
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And I wouldn't say that no one would be able to touch the puck playing with NHLers on RS.. There are some pretty good hockey players on here
