At the border crossing Point Roberts - CBSA agents:
"What's Junction Produce?"
"What are the curtains for?"
from the black guy: "Don't be going mean mugging at night now" :lawl:

From parents:
"Your car's too low"
"My spinal column is going to snap driving your car around"
"It scrapes EVERYWHEREEE"
"Stop spending more money on your car"

From friends:
"You need spacers dude"
"Your car isn't low enough"
"Where's the black tint?"
"Looks like a Mercedes"
"DIPVANCOUVERRRRRR !!!"
"Your car is sluggish"
"You should take off the black dip dude"

From random people:
"Sick car man, is it a Mercedes?"
"What's the model year of this car? I've never seen it before"
"Is your car dipped?"
"Your wheels are like poking outside your car!"


and probably the funniest scenario, being pulled over by a cop for the first time
him: "can I please see your insurance and drivers license?"
me: *hands whatever was requested*
him: "what's the thing in between your pants?"
me: *looks at my passenger, looks down on my crotch* - "what do you mean sir"
him: "like what's that in between your pants, or whatever you're on top of"
me: "those are seat cushions sir" :lawl:
him: "I pulled you over because you forgot to turn on your lights, have a nice day"

That cop was looking for probable cause, :ifyouknow:

everyone thinks my car is a wrx :(

To be fair, "Junction Produce" does sound pretty stupid..

A 94! :ahwow:

Haven't received Ford Probe comments.. yet :pokerface:

Kind of sounds like a Asian fruit store

Guy at the bmw dealership when me and my wife were looking for an e91
"What year is your m3?"
Me- "Its a 98"
Guy - "WOW thats old, time to upgrade"
Me - "No thats not the point."
:rukidding:

In a parking lot:

Lady: nice car, what is it?
Me: It's a Honda S2000
Lady: I'd love one of these but my daughter would never let me buy one.
Lady: I know a lot about cars b/c my husband used to race cars...on the Coquihalla. :lawl:
Me: Ummm, okay.

Sneaking suspicion at least half these are made up or atleast exaggerated in some way.

at chevron filling up the 240sx

guy: I use to have a ford probe too, but it looked nothing like yours

me: That's because its a nissan 240sx

guy: oh really? :okay:

again at chevron


chevron employee: how do you drive your car without a steering wheel? (I have a quick release)

me: magic.

chevron employee: *awkward silence*

me: *shows him how the quick release works*

chevron employee: oh that's cool, but I don't see the point.

me: *leaves*

accord coupe

-YO BUDDY THAT'S SLAMMED

"wtf is skyactiv"

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One guy told me to take off my purple tie bar and lcas once because he didn't think it matched :okay:

rolling in my bugeye on hwy 1 out by abby all i could hear was "FUCKIN." i looked over thinking what did i do and saw a guy in a modded gti say "thats the nicest fucking car ive ever seen!!!" i just laughed and said thanks. didnt see the big deal though, not like theres a lot of black bugeyes with big wings and bbs wheels right?

My old 92 Subaru Legacy Turbo, a guy once asked me how I swapped a porsche engine into my integra :|

Friend 1 : how many bodies does it fit in the trunk
Me: 3
Friend 1 : LEGGO!

Friend 2 : How many whores does the trunk fit?
Me: 3
Friend 2 : you are driving next time

First of all, this isn't remotely funny if we don't know what you're driving. Maybe you drive a school bus. And even if we did know, unless it's a smart car, it's still not funny.

Second of all, those are NOT reactions to your car; they're merely dumb answers from some friends.

Thirdly, wtf is "leggo" :badpokerface:

Definition #1

Urban Dictionary: leggo

90% chance whoever I'm driving will walk with me to the right side of the car before they realize my car is rhd.

That's more routine than unusual.