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10-20-2013, 02:31 PM
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#101 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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At the border crossing Point Roberts - CBSA agents:
"What's Junction Produce?"
"What are the curtains for?"
from the black guy: "Don't be going mean mugging at night now" 
From parents:
"Your car's too low"
"My spinal column is going to snap driving your car around"
"It scrapes EVERYWHEREEE"
"Stop spending more money on your car"
From friends:
"You need spacers dude"
"Your car isn't low enough"
"Where's the black tint?"
"Looks like a Mercedes"
"DIPVANCOUVERRRRRR !!!"
"Your car is sluggish"
"You should take off the black dip dude"
From random people:
"Sick car man, is it a Mercedes?"
"What's the model year of this car? I've never seen it before"
"Is your car dipped?"
"Your wheels are like poking outside your car!"
and probably the funniest scenario, being pulled over by a cop for the first time
him: "can I please see your insurance and drivers license?"
me: *hands whatever was requested*
him: "what's the thing in between your pants?"
me: *looks at my passenger, looks down on my crotch* - "what do you mean sir"
him: "like what's that in between your pants, or whatever you're on top of"
me: "those are seat cushions sir"
him: "I pulled you over because you forgot to turn on your lights, have a nice day"
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10-20-2013, 02:34 PM
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#102 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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That cop was looking for probable cause, 
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10-20-2013, 04:06 PM
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#103 | | straight from the fields of squamton
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everyone thinks my car is a wrx 
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10-20-2013, 04:25 PM
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#104 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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To be fair, "Junction Produce" does sound pretty stupid..
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10-20-2013, 04:33 PM
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#105 | | WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Surrey
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Originally Posted by 68style  94 MR2 Turbo...
Best: "Wow a Ferrari!"
Worst: "That's a Ford Probe right?"  | A 94! 
Haven't received Ford Probe comments.. yet 
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10-20-2013, 04:44 PM
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#106 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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Originally Posted by nns To be fair, "Junction Produce" does sound pretty stupid.. | Kind of sounds like a Asian fruit store
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10-20-2013, 04:59 PM
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#107 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Guy at the bmw dealership when me and my wife were looking for an e91
"What year is your m3?"
Me- "Its a 98"
Guy - "WOW thats old, time to upgrade"
Me - "No thats not the point." 
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10-20-2013, 05:18 PM
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#108 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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In a parking lot:
Lady: nice car, what is it?
Me: It's a Honda S2000
Lady: I'd love one of these but my daughter would never let me buy one.
Lady: I know a lot about cars b/c my husband used to race cars...on the Coquihalla.
Me: Ummm, okay.
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10-20-2013, 05:20 PM
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#109 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Sneaking suspicion at least half these are made up or atleast exaggerated in some way.
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10-20-2013, 06:35 PM
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#110 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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at chevron filling up the 240sx
guy: I use to have a ford probe too, but it looked nothing like yours
me: That's because its a nissan 240sx
guy: oh really?
again at chevron
chevron employee: how do you drive your car without a steering wheel? (I have a quick release)
me: magic.
chevron employee: *awkward silence*
me: *shows him how the quick release works*
chevron employee: oh that's cool, but I don't see the point.
me: *leaves*
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93 Loyale - sold
92 240sx - dd/project car
88 CRX - sold
98 DC2 - sold
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10-20-2013, 06:38 PM
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#111 | | Media Officer / MOD
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accord coupe
-YO BUDDY THAT'S SLAMMED
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10-20-2013, 07:02 PM
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#112 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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"wtf is skyactiv"
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10-20-2013, 07:09 PM
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#113 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Vancouver
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One guy told me to take off my purple tie bar and lcas once because he didn't think it matched
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10-20-2013, 07:57 PM
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#114 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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rolling in my bugeye on hwy 1 out by abby all i could hear was "FUCKIN." i looked over thinking what did i do and saw a guy in a modded gti say "thats the nicest fucking car ive ever seen!!!" i just laughed and said thanks. didnt see the big deal though, not like theres a lot of black bugeyes with big wings and bbs wheels right?
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02 Focus Wagon
02 WRX Bug Eye Modded
92 Ford Festiva aka the FASTiva (Big GoKart)
08 GSX-R 600 (Sold)
90 Acura Integra Beater (Sold)
97 Jeep Tj Sahara (Sold)
93 Si Hatch Turbo'd IC'd 11 psi (Sold)
1992 Jeep Cherokee LTD (RIP)
1990 MitsubishEagle Talon Tsi (Sold)
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10-20-2013, 08:01 PM
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#115 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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My old 92 Subaru Legacy Turbo, a guy once asked me how I swapped a porsche engine into my integra :|
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10-20-2013, 08:33 PM
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#116 | | #deephouse
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Friend 1 : how many bodies does it fit in the trunk
Me: 3
Friend 1 : LEGGO!
Friend 2 : How many whores does the trunk fit?
Me: 3
Friend 2 : you are driving next time
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10-20-2013, 10:06 PM
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#117 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by knight604 Friend 1 : how many bodies does it fit in the trunk
Me: 3
Friend 1 : LEGGO!
Friend 2 : How many whores does the trunk fit?
Me: 3
Friend 2 : you are driving next time | First of all, this isn't remotely funny if we don't know what you're driving. Maybe you drive a school bus. And even if we did know, unless it's a smart car, it's still not funny.
Second of all, those are NOT reactions to your car; they're merely dumb answers from some friends.
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10-20-2013, 10:16 PM
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#118 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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10-20-2013, 10:30 PM
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#119 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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90% chance whoever I'm driving will walk with me to the right side of the car before they realize my car is rhd.
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10-20-2013, 10:45 PM
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#120 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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That's more routine than unusual.
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2003 Infiniti G35
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