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01-24-2014, 10:53 AM
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#1 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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| North Korea Lands Man on SUN!!!!! LOL
North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the Sun
North Korea sends a 17-year-old man to the Sun, a journey that took just four hours
This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours. 
A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".
Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.
The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the "greatest human achievement of our time" - and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered. I wonder if Dennis Rodman considered this a slam dunk for the country. 
They are actually going to believe this stuff?! North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the Sun | TweakTown | 
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01-24-2014, 08:36 PM
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#2 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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North Korea has Protoss shield technology to land on the sun.
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01-24-2014, 08:46 PM
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#3 | | I'll be good I promise.
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01-24-2014, 08:46 PM
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North Korea is boss
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01-24-2014, 09:05 PM
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#5 | | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
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Is Dennis Rodman next?
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01-24-2014, 09:17 PM
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#6 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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I would like to know what it says on the screen and I would also like to actual source of the announcement.
While I'm not disputing that the NKoreans are a) crazy enough to say this and b) crazy enough to believe it, there's no actual source for the original article...
Either way, its still f*cked up
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01-24-2014, 09:49 PM
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#7 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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01-24-2014, 10:52 PM
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So which one is real, and which is the photoshop? This one from today's story, with the image partially covering the text and logo:
Or this one from a year ago: 
Be wary of where you get your news
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01-24-2014, 11:26 PM
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Omggggg, words can't describe how badly I LOLed reading this while taking a shit.
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01-24-2014, 11:56 PM
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#10 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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damn that's so cool bro, WHILE taking a shit? no way jose
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01-25-2014, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp So which one is real, and which is the photoshop? This one from today's story, with the image partially covering the text and logo:
Be wary of where you get your news | it says something about :clinical chemical medicine...information service system ....in hungul.......not anout rockt or sun.....  | |
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01-25-2014, 02:30 AM
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#12 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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Originally Posted by guddagudd damn that's so cool bro, WHILE taking a shit? no way jose | Lmfao sup pinner?
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01-25-2014, 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted by zilley Omggggg, words can't describe how badly I LOLed reading this while taking a shit. | http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=shit%20rocket  | |
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01-25-2014, 11:38 AM
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#14 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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thats some mighty shit
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02-14-2014, 07:08 PM
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