How does she wipe her ass with those nails?

https://i.imgur.com/kgEzJTz.png




You leave the roll on the holder and rub ur ass against it until clean. Then peel the used paper off afterwards, exposing the clean paper underneath and ready for the next user.

Post of the year.

Scale is all wrong.

Typical abg wouldn't have an ass like that. More like this: I

Are you calling my depiction unrealistic? I used to be a courtroom sketch artist.

:inoutugh:

Reminds me of the Colin Foo yellow pages commercials from back in the day.

Too bad I can't find the video of it.

A sales ad was never created. I decided that I wanted to give back to the E36 WhatsApp community that helped me a bunch with the E36. Out of respect for the admin and how much he's helped me for free, I listed it for $8500. It was a group chat deal only. I priced it honestly and fairly. If I listed publicly, I would have listed for 12K. But that's a whole lot of hassle I don't want to deal with, just to get lowballed to 10k.

I had another interested party outside of the group. The vehicle sold to the current seller (who was part of the group) for $9500.

People are pissed off because it was a community deal. Basically this kid is saying fuck the community and sell it within 48 hrs for $13K. When everyone in the group chat knows what I listed it for.

Further to that, the seller is found to be behaving in very deceptive manners in regards to answering questions about the cars.

The vehicle has rust on almost every single panel. The vehicle is not 190k kms - I didn't even own the car at 190k miles, let alone KMs. It has 196k miles. It has a leaky oil pan gasket, oil filter housing gasket, power steering, and cooling. The cooling was done by @chinesedriver but it was done with Mishimoto parts which the overflow tank leaks LOL. Despite his claims - the car was never stored between 2019-2020. I "stored" it outside, uncovered, and probably drove it for under 10k km.

He's selling because his girlfriend was expecting an older s class but he came home with a slammed E36 M3 lol.

To be clear, I don't really care if he's flipping it. I made my money and while I had good intentions for the low price, it is what it is.


Edit: Just to be clear - I'm not throwing shade @chinesedriver for using Mishimoto parts. Mishimoto is a mixed bag of opinions within the BMW community. Some love it, some don't. I personally do not and if I cared enough about the car I would have done an euro e36 retrofit (with e30 parts).

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lol

e36 chat is sounding spicy these days - invite me and @westopher pls

I found it quite interesting looking at his FBM profile. He's sold a couple of M3's and lots of M3 parts too.

Most people with some common sense is going to be able to tell that he is a curber but, as Producer said, there is a sucker born every minute.

She probably doesn't stick her nails up her ahole. Just imagine the nails as an extension of their fingers, so cover the nails with TP and go at it.
Or maybe she's got a bidet and doesn't wipe shit (pun intended)

Regarding the picture that Trollface drew, am I the only one that completely missed the light blue toilet paper at first, and thought that *something else* was gonna be jamming into the rear end?
:badpokerface:

*Raises hand* :lol

Thought it was a glory hole or stick on dildo too

I wouldn't mind a older model s class :badpokerface: and yes I thought that was a certain object either suctioned or sticking out of the wall.

The Not Craigslist, not BC, interesting buy post - E30 LS swap

Thing looks so good, engine bay tuck too looks awesome

kind of a niche car - and I'll totally admit that I don't know enough about these to judge the value of the parts.

the car itself is rare (manual) - the maintenance and upgrades are extensive (to say the least)

I think in the present day world of 15k cars that for the right person this is a deal

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/rch...428211395.html

https://images.craigslist.org/00v0v_...v_1200x900.jpg

I love how OEM this thing looks and I love the kind of seller that buys michys. I'd just find some STI seats for it and be done.

I guess the downside is the mileage, but it's so gone through. As long as the body doesn't show it - who cares?

^ can vouch for that one.

Very well put together. Very good shape for the k. Owner is OCD.

The rarest part is the 5x100 Sti bbs wheels. Unless he did a 5x114.3 hub swap

set of clean factory rays or bbs is always https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...SuccessKid.jpg

https://images.craigslist.org/00M0M_...I_1200x900.jpg

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/bnc...429202247.html

Considering the price of everything nowadays, this doesn't seem terrible. Obviously won't be perfect but who cares.

Oh man.. I used to rock Cragar S/S with BFGroodrich T/A's on my Mustang too...

Even in the early 2000's other Mustang owners were making fun of me for them... has it come full circle now?

As an side, if your expectations for build quality on Mopar/Ford/Chevy products of the era were already low... you haven't experienced an AMC product yet :D

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/rds...416098810.html

too bad its burgundy.

a two door civic is more money than this thing... and these V6es are pretty bomb proof.

I want it, but nowhere to park it and no money to run an extra car like that.

EDIT: Wow the car is well sorted. Just looked at the ad and everything that needs to be done on the platform is done, and then some. Quality parts too.

For sure 5x100 BBS, there's no easy way to 5x114 swap a Legacy.

The Legacy itself is $1.

The rest of the parts and labor is the price of that car.

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/van...429224840.html

project 16v cosworth anyone?

bolt in a S2000 transmission and mount a k series RWD.... voila - perfect four door sport sedan.