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Originally Posted by d1gbick
I dont care what anyone says Chelsea has a hot bod and killer legs. face is above avg and boobs a bit small but overall BANGING
Since she had a degree in Math she will suck your wallet dry!
Dinner out $500/hour extra service will cost more
Dress sexy = $400/hour
Hold hands = $150each time no longer than 2mins other it will count as a 2nd time
Hug = $250 each time no longer than 1min otherwise it will count as a 2nd time
Kiss on the face/cheek $400 each time no longer than 10 seconds otherwise it will count as a 2nd time
Kiss on the lips (no tongue to tongue) = $700 each time on longer than 10seconds or it will be counted as a 2nd time
French kiss = $1200 each time no longer 7seconds or it will be counted as a 2nd time
In order to get hugs or kiss, you must not smell, have bad breath, smoke. Otherwise no deal
I could make another list for special service lol.
That Jessie Li chick was at the Brian Jessel gala party last month, I had no clue who she was but she was walking around with a photography like she was a celeb and trying to snap with random people.
Not my type of woman forsure, no tits, no ass and a face screaming to be paper bagged. No thanks.
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MG1: in fact, a new term needs to make its way into the American dictionary. Trump............ he's such a "Trump" = ultimate insult. Like, "yray, you're such a trump."
bcrdukes yray fucked bcrdukes up the nose
dapperfied yraisis
dapperfied yray so waisis
FastAnna you literally talk out your ass
FastAnna i really cant
FastAnna yray i cant stand you
That i8 was valued at 10k or some ridiculous amount and barely sold for $1,000. And I suspect the c-lai who bought it was Jessie Li's mom or aunt because I think the c-lai felt bad for Jessie Li standing on the stage for a good 5 minutes and not getting a single bid for that hideous dress.
Since she had a degree in Math she will suck your wallet dry!
Dinner out $500/hour extra service will cost more
Dress sexy = $400/hour
Hold hands = $150each time no longer than 2mins other it will count as a 2nd time
Hug = $250 each time no longer than 1min otherwise it will count as a 2nd time
Kiss on the face/cheek $400 each time no longer than 10 seconds otherwise it will count as a 2nd time
Kiss on the lips (no tongue to tongue) = $700 each time on longer than 10seconds or it will be counted as a 2nd time
French kiss = $1200 each time no longer 7seconds or it will be counted as a 2nd time
In order to get hugs or kiss, you must not smell, have bad breath, smoke. Otherwise no deal
I could make another list for special service lol.
I met her a few years ago, she is a big partier. I have her on my facebook. One thing I have noticed is she does not have any pics of any guys. So must be very hard to get. She has a ton of party and bikini pics. I also noticed she has no hot friends. She is by far the hottest.
So is it the case of surround yourself with uglies so you look better
or
only hang out with the ultra rich who by the looks of it are uglies
I dont care what anyone says Chelsea has a hot bod and killer legs. face is above avg and boobs a bit small but overall BANGING
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Originally Posted by d1gbick
I met her a few years ago, she is a big partier. I have her on my facebook. One thing I have noticed is she does not have any pics of any guys. So must be very hard to get. She has a ton of party and bikini pics. I also noticed she has no hot friends. She is by far the hottest.
So is it the case of surround yourself with uglies so you look better
or
only hang out with the ultra rich who by the looks of it are uglies
...Chelsea?
She looks like a 40 year old who got too much plastic surgery to look young
The modelling agency is j. Li models is founded by Jessie li. Due to the busy schedule may explain the lack of boyfriends. This may also explain the publicity both for herself on tv as well the other models. They are smarter than they look.
Says she is in accounting which would explain the business sense. What I've noticed from past experience is that if one looks back far enough such as high school, a lot of the girls are the nerdier girls and either grew out of it or just added make up to enhance their features.
I went up to a cute chick and asked her if she'd let me take a photo of her for $30 she slapped me, she said to me that "I AIN'T A WHORE!"
But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".
OH FUCK YOU OH OH OOOOH~
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wtf man? what the hell kind of women do you go for? spca is for animals not dates...
Mortgages up the ass so they can buy shit they can't afford and act like they're liquid balling. What we need is a show that features all the douchebags of Vancouver which is like 99% of the crowd in Yaletown on any given day.
Just browse VancityBuzz for that type of guilty pleasure
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She looks like a 40 year old who got too much plastic surgery to look young
i can attest that she looks better in real life than in her pics/vids. The first time I met her in real life, I barely recognized her. I had to pull my phone out and
i can attest that she looks better in real life than in her pics/vids. The first time I met her in real life, I barely recognized her. I had to pull my phone out and
as for age, i am pretty sure she is 25 or below.
Yes this is true. Half her pics she looks hot some others not. Even has a no makeup pic up which is not bad
The modelling agency is j. Li models is founded by Jessie li. Due to the busy schedule may explain the lack of boyfriends. This may also explain the publicity both for herself on tv as well the other models. They are smarter than they look.
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