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Three classic sportbike movies By "classic," of course, I mean appalling garbage... Ladies and gentleman, the three most popular sportbike-themed movies I could remember in the brief amount of time I spent planning this thread... Biker Boyz Year : 2003 Starring : Laurence Fishburne (why???) Orlando Jones Kid Rock Budget : $24m If you haven't seen this film, don't. If you have, I apologize for reminding you about it. Clearly an attempt to bank some dollars based on the success of The Fast and the Furious, this film would bore even the most squid-like 16 year old. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...oyz_poster.jpg "I'v got enough heart to prove you aren't half the man you think you are." SIGH Torque Year : 2004 Starring : Ice Cube ..and others Budget : $40m This film, allegedly, was from the producer of TFATF, SWAT and XXX. Unfortunately he didn't get a budget for this one and his star was Ice Cube who was basically playing the same role he plays in every movie, Ice Cube... *insert Ice Cue grimace* http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/ima...eedlimit25.jpg ....and finally... Cool As Ice Year : 1991 Starring : Vanilla Ice Budget : $6m Vanilla Ice stars as a rapper who travels from city to city performing. Naturally, he and his crew ride on motorbikes. Something happens, he falls in love with a girl, tells her to "Drop that zero and get with the hero." Blah blah blah. http://shittymovienight.com/wp-conte.../CoolAsIce.jpg |
BYYYYY the way ... I'll add this ... if somebody pirates your movie, posts it on YouTube and you as the studio don't even bother to take it down... it basically acknowledges that you know you made a terrible film. |
Full throttle Legend of Speed |
yup i had one... and you did too!!:alone:lol http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cool...coolasice1.jpg |
Isn't Legend if Speed about cars? |
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hk knows how to make biker movies, they have been doing it for many many years there also this other one that i love which features dave wong, moses chan & karen mok, its called roaring wheels http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.6080...831138&pid=1.7 its a great biker flick |
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