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01-14-2016, 04:19 PM
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How do you call a tripping penalty AND embellishment?
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01-14-2016, 09:20 PM
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#4927 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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Originally Posted by Sentinel  Add Eric Staal and Andrew Ference to that list.  | Well, Ference is an old guy in a young team. Staal used to be good.
Brown was just never good, and also surrounded by a lot of better candidates.
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01-14-2016, 09:29 PM
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So... Bartkowski was -4 and on for all 4 goals against tonight. When the fuck does he take a seat in the press box?
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01-14-2016, 09:30 PM
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hopefully when sbisa is back
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01-14-2016, 09:34 PM
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Edmonton doesn't have a captain this year. They made Ference an assistant in pre-season.
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01-14-2016, 10:13 PM
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U know shit is hitting the fan when were clamoring for Sbisa's return.
Proof that were tanking:
- Bartkowki's roster spot is bulletproof even when he plays like he's never heard of hockey before
- WDs outright refusal to put Vrbata on the top line
- Vey is still in the line up
- refusal to stock up on depth dmen via waivers
The ones that boggle my mind the most, and I know it's a hot topic now in the papers and social media, is why the hell does he not put Vrbata with the Sedins???
You're gonna fucking trade the guy. Why not pump his tires. Did he stick his dick in Daniels equipment or something? Seriously, 
And honestly, fuck it. You wanna go medicine hat in this bitch? You wanna keep Vey? Call up Shinkaruk and play around with a Shink/Vey/Etem line.
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01-15-2016, 06:37 AM
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So according to Botchsford, Shawn Thornton said to Henrik something along the lines of "if you guys are sisters, does that mean your wives have cocks?"
And that was when the linesman starts to chuckle.
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01-15-2016, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted by SumAznGuy So according to Botchsford, Shawn Thornton said to Henrik something along the lines of "if you guys are sisters, does that mean your wives have cocks?"
And that was when the linesman starts to chuckle. | makes sense this was what happened than the Rypien (RIP) quote posted earlier
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01-15-2016, 07:19 AM
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I gotta admit that's pretty fricken funny.
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01-15-2016, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by 6o4__boi U know shit is hitting the fan when were clamoring for Sbisa's return.
Proof that were tanking:
- Bartkowki's roster spot is bulletproof even when he plays like he's never heard of hockey before
- WDs outright refusal to put Vrbata on the top line
- Vey is still in the line up
- refusal to stock up on depth dmen via waivers
The ones that boggle my mind the most, and I know it's a hot topic now in the papers and social media, is why the hell does he not put Vrbata with the Sedins???
You're gonna fucking trade the guy. Why not pump his tires. Did he stick his dick in Daniels equipment or something? Seriously,
And honestly, fuck it. You wanna go medicine hat in this bitch? You wanna keep Vey? Call up Shinkaruk and play around with a Shink/Vey/Etem line. | On point, 100% agree.
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01-15-2016, 08:27 AM
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^yeah everyone in the right mind was shocked to see sedins playing with dorsett...i mean i didnt watch the whole game but why in the fuck dont u put vrbata or burrwos with the sedins...the whole reason vrbata signed in van was to play with the sedins and yet he has maybe played with them maybe a total of half a season in 2 years...WD i cant fucking stand its like he does one smart thing then 10 fucking stupid ones....I dont know if hes just an old fuck or just retarded either or i guess!
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01-15-2016, 10:30 AM
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lots of media guys saying of a MTL-ARI trade
Jared Tinordi for John ALL STAR Scott
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01-15-2016, 10:34 AM
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Sounds like it's a done deal.
Best part is he's the captain of the pacific division..
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01-15-2016, 11:01 AM
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#4939 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Habs also aquire Stefan Elliott. But are sending him to Nashville for I think Victor Bartley.
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01-15-2016, 11:55 AM
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So basically Montreal moved Tinordi for Scott and Bartley. I think they would have been better off just waiving Tinordi and not having to add 2 contracts, does Bergevin actually know that Scott isn't really an all-star by skill/talent? haha.
I always thought the Canucks should have tried to see what Montreal wanted for Tinordi and give him a shot given the nature of their D depth.
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01-15-2016, 12:08 PM
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#4941 | | I HERP TO YOU DERP
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Originally Posted by 7seven So basically Montreal moved Tinordi for Scott and Bartley. I think they would have been better off just waiving Tinordi and not having to add 2 contracts, does Bergevin actually know that Scott isn't really an all-star by skill/talent? haha.
I always thought the Canucks should have tried to see what Montreal wanted for Tinordi and give him a shot given the nature of their D depth. | canucks are only looking for top end talent - medicine hat tigers coached by WD exclusively  | |
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01-15-2016, 02:26 PM
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So with Scott going to be buried in the AHL, who replaces him at the ASG?
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01-15-2016, 04:25 PM
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Boho with a bullet. Points in 6 straight games  | |
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01-15-2016, 04:36 PM
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01-15-2016, 04:40 PM
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#4945 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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^ that's fucking hilarious lol. gotta love cheating the system.
anyways, all these no-look back handed passes are starting to piss me off.
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01-15-2016, 04:46 PM
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avs and wings alumi game is pretty stacked with hall of famers
too bad shannahan, yzerman and roy wont be playing lol
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01-15-2016, 05:02 PM
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Why can't he still go to the all star game? He was voted in so I think he should still be able to go trade or not!!
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01-15-2016, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by murd0c Why can't he still go to the all star game? He was voted in so I think he should still be able to go trade or not!! | Sent down to the AHL, which makes him ineligible
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01-15-2016, 05:36 PM
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I see why Scott in the ASG makes it a bit of a mockery but seriously no one gives a flying fuck about the All Star Game so why not just make it a mockery by letting fans vote in whoever? Maybe people will watch when you see fucking weird combinations. I want to see Crosby and Ovie on the same line but I also want to see what a line of Dustin Buttfugly, Tyler Myers and John Scott would look like against Johnny Hockey, Mats Zuccarello and Cam Atkinson. Seriously who gives a fuck?
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01-15-2016, 05:39 PM
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Bo Ho scores the OT winner!  Two goals for Bo!
Markstrom stood on his head tonight.
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