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Originally Posted by Ronin  I love it when series go 7. Nothing would be better than a team that has to play 28 games, winning the Cup through sweat and determination. | yet no respeck for the LA kings
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05-08-2016, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Nabatron drake is an idiot dont know why anyone would want to play in a shithole let alone play for a garbage organization...if he thinks he will play with mcjesus he will be sadly disappointed! I hope he just gets cut and gets sent down to the minors... | Yup, Drake signed a 2 year contract with the Oilers yesterday.
Today, Boudreau is signed to coach the Wild while Guy Boucher is signed to coach the Senators.
Tanev and Hutton both had great games and both had an assist against Hungary at the Worlds. Tanev was the player of the game.
McJesus with a few ridiculous plays in the game. Boy has skillz.
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05-08-2016, 11:56 AM
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#8753 | | God of Unce
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RIP Drake
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05-08-2016, 03:12 PM
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LOL at TSN blogger trying to compare the St. Louis Blues cup run to Leicester City being nearly relegated to English second division last year and being 5000-1 to win this year. What a stupid take. Thumbs to Leicester, Blues and coach carousel - Article - TSN Quote:
You don’t have to know anything about soccer in England to know about Leicester City. Their Premier League title is considered by many the greatest upset a sports league has ever seen.
Thus, it may be futile to search for comparisons.
The Philadelphia 76ers winning the NBA championship?
You’d have called that impossible this season, and it was, but no bookmaker was giving you the 5,000-1 odds that belonged to Leicester — not even close.
So take this with a large block of salt, but the NHL’s version of Leicester is St. Louis.
The Blues fit the file in two basic ways — they’ve never been champions, but they have been runners-up.
Leicester finished second in 1929. Thanks to the playoff setup that followed NHL expansion in 1967, the St. Louis Blues went to the Stanley Cup final in each of the first three years of their existence, didn’t win a game and haven’t been back.
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This season offers a chance for St. Louis to wipe its name from the top of the list of NHL teams that have never poured anything into the Stanley Cup. It would be an upset of sorts. The Blues weren’t among the four of five teams rated top contenders, primarily because they had to start their playoff run against Chicago. However, they quickly emerged as a solid bet after dispatching the Blackhawks.
Now one win away from the Central Division title, the Blues are equal parts favourite and underdog. Again similar to Leicester, they’re in a position to do great things, but their history suggests otherwise.
I’d get an argument from San Jose, Nashville and Washington if I said a Stanley Cup victory for St. Louis would bring the biggest first-time celebration, but with Leicester in mind, the Blues are mighty appealing if you’re looking for a sentimental “thumbs up” choice.
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05-08-2016, 05:10 PM
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Oh yeah, Matthews looking good for the US, but Laine is looking beast for Finland.
He is leading the tourny in scoring. He looks like Ovi mannng the top of the left faceoff circle for the one time shot.
and on his second goal today, he showed his NHL ready shot by picking the short side.
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Originally Posted by tofu1413 and icing on the cake, lady driving a newer chrysler 200 infront of me... jumped out of her car, dropped her pants, did an immediate squat and did probably the longest public relief ever...... steam and all. | (11-0-0) Buy/Sell rating Christine Shitvic Pull Out Towing | |
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05-08-2016, 06:02 PM
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Completely stupid comparison. There's a salary cap and the Blues are full of stars. Leicester's entire roster costs less than single players from Chelsea, Man City, and United.
A more accurate comparison is the Utica Comets winning the Stanley Cup. Winning the Kentucky Derby riding a walrus. Winning the Super Bowl with a team full of second graders.
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05-08-2016, 06:36 PM
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#8757 | | ...in the world.
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Originally Posted by Mike Oxbig yet no respeck for the LA kings | Hate is pretty close to respect.
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05-08-2016, 09:13 PM
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#8758 | | (╯°□°）╯聽不到 ╮(°□°╮)
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If the lightning ride this wave of awesome without stamkos. I can sorta see Toronto grabbing Laine and sign stammer to center that... yikes
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05-08-2016, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Tim Budong If the lightning ride this wave of awesome without stamkos. I can sorta see Toronto grabbing Laine and sign stammer to center that... yikes | You don't pass up Matthews.
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05-08-2016, 09:28 PM
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Even if Toronto wants Laine, they would be better trading down to 2nd and getting something from Winnipeg plus swapping picks..
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05-08-2016, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Tim Budong I can sorta see Toronto grabbing Laine and sign stammer to center that... yikes | Yzerman tried that logic by drafting Drouin to play with Stamkos but look how that turned out  | |
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05-09-2016, 05:10 AM
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#8762 | | I'm better than you.
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Stamkos seems to have the worst luck sometimes. He breaks his leg a few years ago just before the olympics and now he's injured just in time for the playoffs 
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05-09-2016, 07:22 AM
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#8763 | | Pull Out Towing. Women rescued for free.
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Originally Posted by b0unce. [?] Stamkos seems to have the worst luck sometimes. He breaks his leg a few years ago just before the olympics and now he's injured just in time for the playoffs | Worse, not injured but sick. Heard it was a blood clot issue, so no timeline when he will be cleared by doctors.
Worse case scenario is a blood clot gets into the heart or brain and causes a stroke.
I believe Kris Letang had a similar issue too a few years ago.
I believe Stamkos is on blood thinners and it would be really bad if he gets a cut because the bleeding won't stop.
__________________ Originally posted by Iceman_19 you should have tried to touch his penis. that really throws them off. Originally posted by The7even SumAznGuy > Billboa Originally posted by 1990TSI SumAznGuy> Internet > tinytrix Quote:
Originally Posted by tofu1413 and icing on the cake, lady driving a newer chrysler 200 infront of me... jumped out of her car, dropped her pants, did an immediate squat and did probably the longest public relief ever...... steam and all. | (11-0-0) Buy/Sell rating Christine Shitvic Pull Out Towing | |
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05-09-2016, 08:22 AM
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#8764 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Crow to be named as Assistant Coach to Boucher in Ottawa
that's a pretty decent coaching tandem going on there now
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05-09-2016, 10:04 AM
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#8765 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Originally Posted by SumAznGuy Worse, not injured but sick. Heard it was a blood clot issue, so no timeline when he will be cleared by doctors.
Worse case scenario is a blood clot gets into the heart or brain and causes a stroke.
I believe Kris Letang had a similar issue too a few years ago.
I believe Stamkos is on blood thinners and it would be really bad if he gets a cut because the bleeding won't stop. | I think Vokuon and Dupuis both had the same thing and was forced early retirement.
Chris Bosh of the Miami Heat has the condition as well and his nba career could be over as a result of this.
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05-09-2016, 08:37 PM
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#8766 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Yeah i dont think TML will pass up on a true #1 center (Matthews) for a chance in the Stamkos FA sweepstakes.
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05-10-2016, 01:09 PM
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You only pass up on Matthews if you only find Laine a better player than Matthews.
is anyone following the world championship? seems like nicklas jensen playing pretty well for Denmark. lol
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05-10-2016, 04:11 PM
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#8768 | | I am Hook'd on RS
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anyone got a link for the caps pens game on cbc?
I cant seem to stream
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05-10-2016, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by JDMEK9 anyone got a link for the caps pens game on cbc?
I cant seem to stream | https://www.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/...uins_800pm_et/ | |
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05-10-2016, 05:27 PM
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#8770 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Dafuq Canuck caught up in alleged family murder conspiracy
Linden Vey's dad conspired to murder his mother
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05-10-2016, 05:27 PM
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caps in deeeep trouble now...
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05-10-2016, 06:30 PM
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#8772 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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god damn the Caps lucky af right now
that fucking delay of game penalty
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05-10-2016, 06:34 PM
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#8773 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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hoooly fuck...that rule needs to be destroyed and shoved up Bettman's candy ass
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05-10-2016, 06:37 PM
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#8774 | | 2013, 2016, 2017 & 2018 NHL Fantasy RS1 Champion
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Originally Posted by JDMEK9 caps in deeeep trouble now... |  | |
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05-10-2016, 06:45 PM
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#8775 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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fuckin straight up rigged lol
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