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MG1 07-12-2016 01:56 AM

And, we smoke fags.

GLOW 07-12-2016 07:17 AM

a bundle of sticks?

MG1 07-12-2016 10:13 AM

No, I think those would be faggots. :lawl:

Mancini 07-12-2016 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Situation (Post 8771106)
When people don't care for something they sometimes use I could care less. That means that you care slightly for it therefore you COULD care less. If you did not care for it at all then you couldn't care less.

I couldn't agree more.

Mancini 07-12-2016 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akinari (Post 8771161)

I want cock. Give meeee.

adambomb 07-12-2016 01:11 PM

People who spell frnds instead of friends. Learning your vowels is so simple. :okay:

AzNightmare 07-12-2016 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adambomb (Post 8771820)
People who spell frnds instead of friends. Learning your vowels is so simple. :okay:

it's a complex system for the same people who decide to use z instead of s for "frndz"...

6o4__boi 07-12-2016 01:42 PM

holy shit

i know someone who still says "da" instead of "the" and "dis" instead of "this"
fuckin drives me up the walls when i read shit they write

rain_or_shine 07-12-2016 01:57 PM

defiantly =/= definitely

ZN6 07-12-2016 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MG1 (Post 8771573)
Principal of a school - no other use of that word...... okay, maybe on Reboot.

Principle, as in he did it on principle.

You advise someone, whereas you give someone advice.

You affect someone's decision by your actions.

The effect was global in nature.


Understanding parts of speech helps a lot (not alot).......... srs.

Nouns Verbs
Adjectives Adverbs
Nouns Pronouns
Participle Past Participle
Tenses
Etcetera............

Principal is your "pal". My old principal also used to play D2 and ironically, he was a paladin.

MG1 07-12-2016 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AzNightmare (Post 8771824)
it's a complex system for the same people who decide to use z instead of s for "frndz"...

Probably because they don't know the I before E rule,
Lol

Just avoid it altogether.

Like the people who don't know where the comma and period goes when using quotations - just put it right underneath them, lol. Except, with word processors you're kind of screwed.

AzNightmare 07-14-2016 12:54 AM

Oh yeah... Usually found in the Canucks thread.

Resign vs Re-sign.

Players re-sign new contracts.
They never resign. They retire.

Lomac 07-14-2016 02:18 AM

Irregardless.

That word gives me conniptions. I know it's *technically* a word (autocorrect on my British-English spell check in Firefox isn't highlighting it for me), but it just sounds so damn wrong. If you're going to use it, keep in mind that there's a built-in double negative in the word, so it actually refers to "in regard to."

MG1 07-14-2016 04:07 AM

Ah, double negatives.............

I ain't got no more, LOL.

dat_steve 07-14-2016 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lomac (Post 8772268)
Irregardless.

That word gives me conniptions. I know it's *technically* a word (autocorrect on my British-English spell check in Firefox isn't highlighting it for me), but it just sounds so damn wrong. If you're going to use it, keep in mind that there's a built-in double negative in the word, so it actually refers to "in regard to."

anyone who i've ever heard/seen use "irregardless" usually also confuses their/they're/there. reading this thread makes me so angry lol all my pet peeves post after post

MG1 07-14-2016 10:08 AM

Just as annoying are people getting idioms wrong.

At work, one guy sorts and labels boxes with parts in them. On one of them, he puts down, "Odds and Ins," instead of "Odds and Ends." :lawl:

carisear 07-14-2016 10:16 AM

meh, we are all moving towards newspeak anyways.

I stopped caring about poor English ages ago. I have much better things to do with my time now. brb trying to catch more pokemons

minoru_tanaka 07-14-2016 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lomac (Post 8772268)
Irregardless.

That word gives me conniptions. I know it's *technically* a word (autocorrect on my British-English spell check in Firefox isn't highlighting it for me), but it just sounds so damn wrong. If you're going to use it, keep in mind that there's a built-in double negative in the word, so it actually refers to "in regard to."

Unique. It irks me when people say things are "so unique" but it's so common now that it's just accepted. But it's the same as saying something is "so one of a kind"

CivicBlues 07-14-2016 12:31 PM

"Literally"

Hearing this word misused literally makes me want to bang my head against the door.

It literally didn't take you forever.

You literally didn't die.

Because you'd be dead.

See the difference people?

Presto 07-14-2016 02:29 PM

Surprised there's no mention of lose or loose.

Lose = cease to have something (I lost my marbles)
Loose = not firmly or tightly fixed in place (You have a few loose marbles)

I frequently see people use loose in place of lose.

dat_steve 07-14-2016 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carisear (Post 8772336)
meh, we are all moving towards newspeak anyways.

yeah, fam. shit is turnt lit af rn roll thru

AzNightmare 07-14-2016 03:04 PM


:lol

MG1 07-23-2016 05:52 PM

Walla vs voila, lol

As Canadians, I guess we've seen it enough in french classes to know it's voila, but them amuricans.

Quote:

How to replace headlight bulb........ you take these two screws out, remove the housing, and walla, it's done
........... gululololololol.

spoon.ek9 07-24-2016 07:38 AM

My co-worker just yesterday left a note saying "doctor will reaccess" lol. She's a hilarious fob though. On the advice vs advise note, someone was pronouncing and spelling it as "adwise". Of course, no one corrected her because it's funnier that way lol.

Also, Ralph Wiggums, love that kid. Super Nintendo Chalmers. That is all.

Slifer 07-24-2016 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manic! (Post 8775064)
Kid ways about 150 pounds. if a light pole can't candle that we got big problems. How much longer before a gust of wind took it down?

:rukidding:


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