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09-14-2016, 08:25 AM
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#1 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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| Disturbing Home Invasion in East Van. Burglar faps in front of a sleeping lady.
Talk about a burglar who would not pass a "No Fap Challenge".
A burglar breaks into a home in east Vancouver to fap in front of a woman while she was sleeping. She must be pretty hot.
I guess the Internet porn is not stimulating enough for him. Disturbing home invasion in Vancouver - NEWS 1130
VANCOUVER (NEWS 1130) – An early morning break and enter at a home in East Vancouver has left a woman shaken but unharmed and police searching for a suspect. Investigators say she woke up to find a man standing over her as she slept.
This happened on Sherbrooke Street near 37th Avenue around 2 a.m.
She phoned police after waking up and finding that intruder in her home, reportedly pleasuring himself. It seems he was startled and then took off by jumping out a second floor window. Officers, including the dog squad, searched the neighbourhood shortly after arriving to the scene. Police are still trying to figure out exactly what happened. They say they’re working with a significant language barrier.
Earlier this year, a similar crime took place around 49th Avenue and Knight Street. In that case, a woman woke up shortly before 4 a.m. to find a man standing in her bedroom. After a brief struggle, the suspect took off. Investigators deemed that incident to be sexually motivated.
Anyone with information about either case is asked to call the VPD Sex Crimes Unit at 604.717.3471 or CrimeStoppers at 1.800.222.8477
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09-14-2016, 02:07 PM
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#2 | I subscribe to Revscene
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17 year old arrested, could be a revscener. LoL
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09-14-2016, 02:13 PM
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#3 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Sakuma Drops finally let the frustration get to him
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09-14-2016, 03:27 PM
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#4 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by akira112 17 year old arrested, could be a revscener. LoL | Apparently the lady is 57 |
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09-14-2016, 03:37 PM
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#5 | HELP ME PLS!!!
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could it be hondaracer, acting on his love of grannyporn??
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09-14-2016, 03:45 PM
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#6 | My homepage has been set to RS
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Oh great, this is my neighborhood
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09-14-2016, 09:15 PM
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#7 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by pastarocket It seems he was startled and then took off by jumping out a second floor window. | |
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09-14-2016, 09:40 PM
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#8 | My homepage has been set to RS
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liquid_o2, he's coming soon
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09-14-2016, 10:01 PM
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#9 | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Originally Posted by danned he's coming soon | Well when you're fapping, that's a given
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09-14-2016, 10:22 PM
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#10 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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hormones, what can ya say
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09-15-2016, 02:24 AM
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#11 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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it surely has to be someone with a mental disorder
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09-15-2016, 11:10 AM
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#12 | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by danned liquid_o2, he's coming soon | What happens if I wake up and fap too? |
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09-15-2016, 11:57 AM
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#13 | I told him no, what y'all do?
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you play cookie with him
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[22-12, 08:51]mellomandidnt think and went in straight..scrapped like a bitch
[17-09, 12:07]FastAnna glowjob
[17-09, 12:08]FastAnna I like dat
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09-15-2016, 12:23 PM
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#14 | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
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Originally Posted by Liquid_o2 What happens if I wake up and fap too?  | Don't lose eye contact
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09-15-2016, 01:38 PM
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#15 | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Option b: Dutch Rudder 
Option c: Double Dutch Rudder.
Oh the possibilities
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