Grandma knows what's on the menu, an eggplant with 2 plums.

Plums or dried prunes? ;)

My mistake. Dried grapes, aka raisins.

Eldery driver endangers lives and gets off light with a ticket but stock cars get VI's for no reason? Yay :facepalm:

FIFY

First thing i did was send this to my 63 year old ma to scare her.

It didn't work. She's still driving.

... maybe I'm in the wrong place if I'm asking this but.. what is a gewilo?

:noyoudidnt:

Different variant of spelling, and the automated voice can't pronounce it properly, but the definition is there.


This video made me LOL.

Pretty sure he was just giving a reason why the government doesn't do it. Not saying you were actually being discriminatory.
And I'm out.

I'll be as untouched as a turn signal in an asian women's car. :awwyeah:

these idiots need to get off the road; same as those fucktards holding up left lanes on hwys

Growing up in the GVRD, I always knew Richmond was full of terrible drivers.

Having moved from White Rock to Richmond last spring, I can firmly state that I don't think I've ever left my house to drive to another location in Richmond, without using my horn at least once.

Once I counted 5 times I laid down on the horn just from a brief drive down Hazelbridge. I don't know if these people are blind or think their grey X5s are the width of a Miata, but they all love to drive smack in the middle of the two lanes.

Can't forget about the indecisive bitches who drive 20-25 down Hazelbridge unsure of which entry to take into Parker Place or Aberdeen or whatever dimsum place all the uncles and aunties are gathering at.

FS - red and green safety paint for gessee and burake pedo. $50/kit, $100 installed.

Are you still in my neighbourhood? I've lost count how many times people think the intersection at Katsura and Hemlock is a 4 way stop... literally every single car that comes up on Katsura stops for an imaginary stop sign... it's infuriating... and yet the actual 4 way stop like 200 feet away at Katsura and Ferndale regularly has people blowing through it without even touching the brakes? :fulloffuck:

Also the number of people who drive head on into you down the middle of all those roads and only correct over at the last second is just... I have no idea what they're looking at or thinking. Why should I actually have to honk/flash my lights to remind someone not to have a head-on collision with me? This is like a multiple times per week occurrence too. Total retards.

One of my exes used to live in that general area. Throughout the 3 years we were together, can't tell you how many times I've seen accidents at Ferndale and Katsura, even a flipped RAV4 before :fulloffuck:

I'm around the Sexsmith/Capstan area now, jesus that area is 10x worse than the Ferndale/Katsura area.