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Old 03-13-2023, 03:34 AM   #16026
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Dumbest thing I've seen so far is a Costco worker taking a piss, then going to the basin to wash his hands. He pretends to wash his hands. Activates the auto faucet and doesn't even get his hands wet.............. goes and pulls a paper towel. I was going to say something, but didn't. Place was pretty crowded, at the time. I hope he's a cart guy and not a food court person.
wtf why are they PRETENDING to wash their hands? LOL

I mean at least dip your hands in the water... that's like bare minimum if you're going to turn it on.. tf?
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Old 03-13-2023, 04:33 AM   #16027
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FREEDOM!!!!

I'm guessing it's his way of protesting the fact workers are told (forced) to wash their hands before returning to work.

anti establishment. These people need to be sent to military school. Also, "Look what I'm getting away with, hee hee.........."
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Definitely the type of person to yell "FREE!" during the national anthem is also the type who PRETEND to wash their hands. They also pick their nose and eat it.
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Maybe it was just a disgusting person who has no political agenda at all?

Nah it's 2023 everyone who is an asshole is from the side I don't vote for.
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Imagine thinking someone stocking cans of food for minimum wage had some some sort of political affiliation because they don’t wash their hands lolol fuckk..

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Because one of the core views of liberalism and socialism is the consideration of care and equality for others, while conservatism is about getting what's rightfully owed to yourself and your own personal rights and freedoms first before others.
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Old 03-13-2023, 07:55 AM   #16032
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Because one of the core views of liberalism and socialism is the consideration of care and equality for others
There are tons of "liberals" who only give a shit when they think it'll make them look like the good guy who cares. Sorry but someone who doesn't wash their hands comes in all shapes, colours and sizes. People do gross things when they think no one is watching.
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There are tons of "liberals" who only give a shit when they think it'll make them look like the good guy who cares. Sorry but someone who doesn't wash their hands comes in all shapes, colours and sizes. People do gross things when they think no one is watching.
Absolutely. There are also a lot of great conservatives too. But certain behaviors are more inclined by certain beliefs.

Things can go extremely wrong when people don't have personal pride and ownership over their space. Look at SROs, when things are that communal full of people who have little consideration for themselves, let alone the spaces they share with others.
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Imagine thinking not washing your hands, berating people for wearing a mask, and eating boogers is political

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Imagine thinking someone stocking cans of food for minimum wage had some some sort of political affiliation because they don’t wash their hands lolol fuckk..

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Nobody mentioned politics til MarkyMark...
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Imagine thinking not washing your hands, berating people for wearing a mask, and eating boogers is political

For fucking fuck's sake. Fuck. FUCK
No one mentioned politics? You guys literally just brought up the whole FREE!!/FREEDOM!! bullshit one post beforehand. Oh you weren't singling out a certain group of people saying that? Who were you talking about then?
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Also I don’t know where you guys are sticking your dicks but if I go take a piss when I’m out anywhere, my dick is probably the cleanest thing I’m touching

If I’m at a hockey game or somthing and go take a piss, if there’s a 15 person lineup to wash my hands I’m not gonna lose my mind and feel like I’m going full Donald trump because I didn’t wash my hands lol.. literally anything else I touch from that point on is dirtier
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You know your dick is like 2 inches from your asshole right? Or do you never fart either? I seem to recall (in this thread or another that got horribly sidetracked) hardly anyone using bidets and even using dry toilet paper after most number 2s. Plus with sweat and all no one's dick is clean for very long out of the shower.

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you sweat between your balls and penis area. that's like saying your armpits are clean when it smells lol
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A lot of women have no issue with putting wieners in their mouth and I haven’t heard of any calling in sick.
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Yeah, people who bring it up are dicks.

It's everybody's choice.

"Buddy, I'll take off my mask when I lick your wife's pussy...........which one is your wife, again?" Oh........... never mind (as you make that face).

One skanky woman at the casino comments, "What's with the gloves?" I do the, "pull the gloves on," motion and say, "Wouldn't you like to know........" Yeah, she shuts up and walks away. Not all asians are passive, bitch.

BTW, I have gloves on because dudes at the casino never wash their hands after they touch their sausage in the washrooms. Those buttons on the slots are filthy as fuck.
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"Hey, I can't come in today. Got pink eye cuz my bf busted a nut in my eye."

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Also I don’t know where you guys are sticking your dicks but if I go take a piss when I’m out anywhere, my dick is probably the cleanest thing I’m touching
If you use a urinal, your dick is not clean. Neither is your pants and most likely your shoes too. Unless you're standing 3 feet away, that backsplash is going everywhere, including back on to your dick.
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I know a bunch of you guys are those types that are basically touching your dick to the back of the urinal lol

I’m standing 2-3’ back every time. Ain’t got nothing to hide! Lol
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