You ate breakfast without coffee you sick fuck?

He doesn't even drink coffee :lol

Me and Hobz are both sick fucks in westopherworld

You don't drink coffee either? Jesus.
Honestly I'm a bit jealous since I am a slave to many addictions, but coffee isn't one I wanna give up.

Substituted a cup of coffee for a cup if ketchup.

This is how you know you were never meant to be rich.

Woke up, went downstairs to grab an Espresso on that wack ass new machine of mine. Dilute said drink with water and then proceed to drive to isetta. When I got there saw the coffee price and was like nahhhhhh I had one already.

Didn’t wanna ask for water either cuz it seems broke ass. Drove home thirsty and proceeded to drink a liter of tap water.

You can take the kid out of the east side, but you can’t take the east side out of the kid.

Damn if I didn't have that coffee I'd have that down payment I need by 2437.

I also don’t drink booze anymore or smoke. Shit I’m really fucking boring.

I drink tea but you can't get very exciting with that. My body can't seem to handle more than a drink or two now, I'm too lame to smoke, and coffee hurts my tummy. Maybe I belong in a nursing home lol.

You can always make tea more exciting by adding a side of imperialism to your mornings. That’s how I feel alive. Knowing I paid money to oppress peasants before I even start my day

I like my diamonds bloody
My tea bitter and oppressive
And my Trudeau’s brown faced

https://i.postimg.cc/bYMP6Bjr/IMG-2940.png

Charge your phone bro

Nah, you're still the life of the party

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I don't drink coffee either. Ceylon tea for me. I target Sri Lankan women for full oppression points.

EDIT: Dalmore, not Dos Equis
Spinach, not weed

I'm archaic...

Ceylon tea is quite good. i love it.

Some tawainese friends take "tea"-ing to the next level with those tiny little terracotta teapots

im like why dont you just get a bigger teapot and cup!?!! seems like a lot of friggin work to pour these 1 shot tea sips.

They looked at me like i just told them their mom's vag stinks (im sure thats true too)

He likes to live dangerously.

Is that you, the Somalian with the AK in your avatar?? I can't tell if you're the right ethnicity to be receptive to this idea:

How about HK milk tea? If I made a milk tea machine, I wonder if there would be a market for that. Like a machine that would fry and grind the ceylon tea leaves, then force evaporated milk through it at pressure. Selectable hot or cold: drops a bed of crushed ice into your cup before the milk tea splashes in.

Down depending on how much it is

I'm actually suntanning in the background, I'm just so white I blend in with the sand.

That does sound tasty but my flimsy digestive system can't handle milk or cream. I can't even drink a cuppa which is a little shameful on the ol' British heritage. They spent all those years being dicks to everyone else to get tea and I can't even drink it properly :lol

This milk tea is delicious, can be bought from the international aisle in walmart, superstore or Asian markets. Goes as cheap as 2.99 a bottle but may contain radioactive substances now since it is product in Japan.

https://www.google.com/search?q=kiri...obile&ie=UTF-8

where do you find it for $3? it's a buy for me at 4$ and if desperate i'll even be a big baller at $5

Superstore occasionally blows it out for 2.99. I've mainly seen it at the Main and Marine location. They blow out random Asian stuff that I have no seen at any other location.

I still use the gaiwan I bought in 2016, it is indeed next level.

Superstore occasionally, rice world has it at $2.99 quite a lot, I think I bought a case of 8 for $2.99ea 2 weeks ago. And you're right, I often just buy if I just see $3.99

Ahhh yes. Rice world, fuck me and my dad used to go to the rice world on Powell st across from the old sunrise. We used to ride bicycles there and carry back a bag of rice on a bicycle like a real OG chinaman. Along with sunrise soy drink

Fuck we were so poor. He bought the bicycles from the burned down value village on Hastings.

:lawl: the imagery of that bruh lmao