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man, Leafs getting owned after 2 periods. all that talk about this being a different team but it looks like the same shit to me  | 
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04-20-2024, 07:01 PM
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lol leafs are trailing bruins 4-0 after 2 periods
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04-20-2024, 07:12 PM
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#2378 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Another one https://thebeaverton.com/2023/04/wor...-for-playoffs/ Quote: World’s sick, injured travel to see NHL team doctors after they miraculously heal entire rosters in time for playoffs
LAS VEGAS – People with injuries and illnesses that conventional doctors have been unable to hear have begun making medical pilgrimages to see NHL team doctors after hearing how they were able to somehow get their team’s previously injury riddled roster healthy in time for the playoffs.
“My family doctor said my osteoarthritis and fibromyalgia was permanent,” said Ben Hsu. “But then I read how Vegas’ Mark Stone back was so bad that his team had to put him on LTIR for most of the regular season and trade for a bunch of players they could otherwise not have afforded under the Cap, only for the team’s medical staff to make him totally healthy right before Game 1, and I knew there was hope.”
“Remember when Nikita Kuckerov was so injured that he and his cap hit missed the entire regular season but, thanks to the doctors’ brilliance, was somehow healthy enough to lead the entire league in playoff scoring? I’m hoping they can do something like that for my misaligned lumbar discs,” said Randy Wagstaff.
Thousands of chronically ill people have been calling and emailing NHL team doctor’s offices for appointments, hoping that whatever magic they possess at this exact time of year could be theirs.
“One lady offered me 50k to do for her leg what I had done for my players as soon as the Salary Cap no longer applied. I wanted to tell her, but it seemed easier to just take the appointment,” said one doctor who wished to remain anonymous.
“Is it something to do with the weather getting nice that makes their work better? Or maybe they just focus more right before playoffs? Because if you look at the stats in the weeks before the trading deadline, NHL doctors absolutely suck at getting people healthy,” wondered Wagstaff.
In related news mathematicians the world over were gathering to try to understand how a team can simultaneously have a firm limit of 82.5 million to spend on players and have a playoff roster that costs about 90 million.
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Originally Posted by snowball  We are spoiled having Hughson for a while and then Shorty. Literally cream of the crop for hockey commentators. I pull my hair out when I watch highlights for American games, Singh's better than all of them and pretty neutral. | Oh yea, American ones are so so bad. lol
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04-20-2024, 07:28 PM
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#2379 | | (╯°□°）╯聽不到 ╮(°□°╮)
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Originally Posted by spoon.ek9 man, Leafs getting owned after 2 periods. all that talk about this being a different team but it looks like the same shit to me | For what it's worth, Samsonov is just shit lmao
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04-20-2024, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by bobbinka Maybe i'm just spoiled with Shorty all these years, but i find Singh super vague and sometimes he just completely stops talking, skipping entire plays, or only picking things back up at the end of the play (like his brain is still catching up to what happened). If you had to get up from your seat or look away from the TV for a moment, you'll have no idea what's happening just listening to him. Shorty will actually describe things as they unfold.
There was a thread on reddit recently where even the oilers fans were saying he's bad | He falls behind from time to time, but has been improving. I think he's clear and concise, and generally describes the 'feel' of the action well. Maybe there's a difference in calling in different languages, I don't know
I agree with the above, that Canucks fans have been spoiled with the best announcers in TV and radio. Hughson, Shorthouse, Robson. We've had the best of the Canadian broadcasters in the last 30 years.
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04-21-2024, 07:03 PM
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#2381 | | Waxin’ Punks
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04-21-2024, 07:04 PM
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Can anyone PM me a you know what, I only have the ESPN crew.....
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04-21-2024, 07:06 PM
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#2383 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by HonestTea Can anyone PM me a you know what, I only have the ESPN crew..... | Dunno what, but pm'd
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04-21-2024, 07:07 PM
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#2384 | | WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
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GAME ONE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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04-21-2024, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by snowball Dunno what, but pm'd | you da best  | |
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04-21-2024, 07:16 PM
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#2386 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Demko with a spectacular save!
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04-21-2024, 07:32 PM
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#2387 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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After canceling cable and not watching a single game all year I couldn't resist and signed up for Sportsnet + or whatever it's called. Man can't believe it's been 9 years since we played in the playoffs with fans.
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04-21-2024, 07:42 PM
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i believe this is free on gem.cbc.ca
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04-21-2024, 07:58 PM
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#2389 | | Waxin’ Punks
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Some Canucks seem to be playing nervous. Hopefully they get a good Toching to and come out more stable in the 2nd.
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04-21-2024, 08:08 PM
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#2390 | | WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
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04-21-2024, 08:08 PM
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#2391 | | 2013, 2016, 2017 & 2018 NHL Fantasy RS1 Champion
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LINDHOLM!
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04-21-2024, 08:22 PM
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Cbc gem for all canadian games
Wow what an anemic first period but its looking a lot more normal now in the 2nd!
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04-21-2024, 08:27 PM
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#2393 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Special teams are the difference in game 1 so far. We cannot score on our PP.
O'Reilly scores for the Preds.
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04-21-2024, 08:40 PM
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#2394 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Stop taking penalties! 
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04-21-2024, 09:09 PM
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JT Miller's passes are spicy
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04-21-2024, 09:16 PM
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Tired Myers got away with a trip, should be 2 man short handed right now
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04-21-2024, 09:22 PM
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#2397 | | 2013, 2016, 2017 & 2018 NHL Fantasy RS1 Champion
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CAPTAIN!
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04-21-2024, 09:22 PM
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Quinn Hughes is a megastar
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04-21-2024, 09:22 PM
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#2399 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Let's fucking goooooo
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04-21-2024, 09:23 PM
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#2400 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Give that man a raise.
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