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01-10-2025, 08:07 PM
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#101 | | RS Veteran
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You forgot that they try to kill you! 
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Originally Posted by Badhobz  I only get turned on by professional whores where whoring is their profession. Not whores who are professionals. yuck, that means I have to actually listen to the shit that comes out of their mouth. | | 
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01-10-2025, 10:14 PM
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#102 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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|  waiting for 911 turbo content is latest pic of ur ride
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01-11-2025, 11:05 AM
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#103 | | RS Veteran
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I'd genuinely be happy for Badhobz if he bought a Porsche. He can flip the script and trash Lexus maybe. Or just continue to trash Porsche.
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Originally Posted by Badhobz I only get turned on by professional whores where whoring is their profession. Not whores who are professionals. yuck, that means I have to actually listen to the shit that comes out of their mouth. | | |
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01-11-2025, 11:56 AM
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#104 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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I told 69stylez this yesterday. I kinda wanna buy one just so I can troll myself.
The first thing I’d do is remove all the Porsche badges, slap on VW badges and the beetle script where the 911 goes.
Then immediately crash it into a fucking wall. Ideally at a porsche owners club event and ideally not into a wall but into other modern gt3s and turbos.
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01-11-2025, 02:49 PM
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#105 | | Performance Moderator
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You either die the hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
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01-12-2025, 07:01 PM
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Poetry dedicated to Badhobz
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not purchase both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was a Porsche and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And Lexus that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the 911 Turbo for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made no difference.
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Originally Posted by Badhobz I only get turned on by professional whores where whoring is their profession. Not whores who are professionals. yuck, that means I have to actually listen to the shit that comes out of their mouth. | | |
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01-13-2025, 03:32 AM
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#107 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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I woke up to pee at 3am.
A solitary tear rolls down my cheek.
I rave and fight against the dying sanity inside of me. Knowing the eventual reality is coming like the dawn.
Words echo in my cavernous empty mind
Fuck you porsche
Fuck you beetle
I retreat back to sleeps sweet embrace. Knowing full well what is coming.
Words echo again in twilight
Bitch ass beetles. Douche bag owners.
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01-13-2025, 07:26 AM
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#108 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Man ChatGPT is getting worse and worse
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01-13-2025, 12:47 PM
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#109 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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On the delicate dance of a Dulcimer's tail
Do I understand that benevolence will fail
On the edge of the moonlight's drip
Does the fear transgress to my lip
Do I seek solace in a world of catastrophe?
Or is it in fact I have found the remedy?
Maybe I will leave you alone
Not by the means that you would atone
But in essence for my comprehension to unravel
As I take my retarded Porsche Dakar through the gravel
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02-08-2025, 01:06 PM
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#110 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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02-08-2025, 01:36 PM
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#111 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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what a massacre of a good beetle by a weeaboo
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02-08-2025, 04:36 PM
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#112 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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I RATHER LIKE IT!!!
its ugly because its a beetle, but at least its EVEN MORE UGLY as a modified beetle. YES you cant go wrong making a hideous pile of shit even more hideous.
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02-08-2025, 05:10 PM
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#113 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Wow thanks I hate it.
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Originally Posted by fsy82 seems like you got a dick up your ass well..get that checked | Quote:
Originally Posted by punkwax Well.. I’d hate to be the first to say it, but Westopher is correct. | | |
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02-08-2025, 05:59 PM
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#114 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Out of curiosity I wonder how much it costs to pay that guy to come and destroy your 993.
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02-08-2025, 06:28 PM
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#115 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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What the fuck did they do to that poor Beetle?
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02-08-2025, 06:40 PM
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#116 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by noclue Out of curiosity I wonder how much it costs to pay that guy to come and destroy your 993. | The kit is pushing 50k, plus paint, wheels etc. It's easy 100k+.
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02-08-2025, 06:47 PM
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#117 | | It's like going crazy when you're already nuts
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LS swapped too
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02-08-2025, 08:44 PM
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#118 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by underscore What the fuck did they do to that poor Beetle? | no you fools!
its a good thing he did that. That means one less "collector" beetle in the market. Now its a worthless piece of shit. 
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02-08-2025, 08:50 PM
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#119 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Fixed. Now it's sick.
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02-08-2025, 08:51 PM
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#120 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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DOGE Dodge SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-08-2025, 10:22 PM
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#121 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Originally Posted by trollface The kit is pushing 50k, plus paint, wheels etc. It's easy 100k+. | Plus you gotta pay for the guys flight, hotel, meals, hookers etc and a garage for him to work
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02-09-2025, 12:03 AM
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#122 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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That is atrocious.
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02-09-2025, 09:31 AM
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#123 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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You forgot the highback chair
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02-09-2025, 11:45 AM
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#124 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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and all the smokes.... he is literally doing a pack every 15min
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#125 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Originally Posted by dark0821 and all the smokes.... he is literally doing a pack every 15min | Are they John Player Specials? 
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