Not me ! That’s Dukes. He’s the guy who’s single handily carrying the torch and keeping this dying community alive. Donk too. He’s organized quite a few drives last year (squeamish, that maple bitch place where I met this white girl at a gas station and left her a google review…. )

If it wasn’t for these two I’d just wear my Costco getup….. to work / shopping / everywhere else.

Being mistaken for Badhobz is an honour!

You're his mini-me

Your Boxster is just a smaller soapbar to the SC430

Is it coming? Or is it going? I can't tell! It's the same damn shape from both ends!

BRB - placing Costco order for Kirkland brand sweater.

How dare you besmirch my sc430 !!!! The greatest car of all time !!!

Dem be fighting words honky !!!!!

Every time I see Dukes, he gives me a prize.

Definitely makes me more special than just special needs!

Me and and a good friend entertain their calls for fun during lunch.

We'll larp and show them fake $1.5M+ Portfolios and pretend like we're dumb CPAs lmao

Tell them we have 911's but all our friends have GT3's and we can't afford to upgrade :'(

You make fun but for most of these modern day Porsche weenies this is a reality. They are all extremely self conscious about the badge behind their stupid beetles.

Cararra guy : Ohhh a S… I better park my non S away from this guy

C2S guy: Omg ! Thats a GTS !!!! Fuck this show off

GTS guy: Psssh look at this big dick with his GT3

GT3 guy: Man fuck this RS guy, think he’s all that what just cuz he’s got an RS ? Well I don’t want that kind of performance.

GT3 RS guy: that Dakar guy is weird.

Everyone else : another stupid beetle

When you trading in gti and lc500 for a beetle? :)

on my deathbed.

plz throw my fat bloated corpse into whatever generation beetle and then set that shit on fire.

dibz on the lc!

I want the ES

Fine I'll take the SC

I'll take the LEGO!

None of the fake stuff though.

You guys are vultures. Some friends you are! :inout:

SOMEBODY TAKE MY WIFE PLEASE!!?!?!?

:inoutugh:

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

I'll take the dog. Doggie gets your entire state right?:nyan:

Ok fine, Badhobz can have my GT3RS:

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what is this? a beetle for ants!? it needs to be at least 1.2x bigger

Come on guys, you are all after peanuts.... I will take the house HOBZ you hear me!?!?!?! THE HOUSE!

The saga continues.. I received a copy of leaked correspondence between my two bosses (owners) that they're gonna come to my house and harass me LOL

Typical. Throughout the last several years that I've worked with them, they have always felt the need to get "one up" or the last word on any situation with anyone.

Do you need an employment lawyer? lol

That sounds like grounds for lawyering up, and potentially a police complaint