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Old 01-26-2025, 07:32 AM   #76
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At my age none of that shit above sounds appealing.

Things I like

Take my convertible for a long drive somewhere SOLO

Eat at a nice quiet restaurant somewhere

Yell at kids both online and in person

Fight old ladies at t&t for discounted 1 claw crabs. That’s my crab you bitch !!!!!

Say as much racist / sexist shit and see if you can get away with it

Costco shopping and fighting people in the parking lot


I just noticed you don’t need basically any money to enjoy the shit above. So there you go kids, you can grind your ass off but if you become an old fart like me, you can save a lot by just toning down your expectations and lifestyle.

Oh somewhere up there is meeting up with friends to do something social but frankly it’s not that high on my list anymore.
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RIP Geriatric Motoring Club

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YOU DIDNT CHANGE YOUR SIGNATURE TO COMIC SANS YOU NON CLOWN!!!!!!

HOW DARE YOU NOT have a geriatric FONT for our MOTORING CRUB!

I got T-shirts and a Club sign made already



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can i lern to comic zans plz?
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At first squint on my phone, I thought that was a hooked dick coming out of a pair of nuts. I had to kind of hold it away, and down at an angle to see. Jeebus what's happening to me.
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It’s a one handed walker with those 4 stability legs. Usually geezers put tennis balls on those legs so they don’t squeak or something
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At first squint on my phone, I thought that was a hooked dick coming out of a pair of nuts. I had to kind of hold it away, and down at an angle to see. Jeebus what's happening to me.
That's a sign of getting old, where you need to pull things farther to see it.
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It’s a one handed walker with those 4 stability legs. Usually geezers put tennis balls on those legs so they don’t squeak or something
Lol, that's exactly what we did for my grandma

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Whats it like having friends that actually want to do said above items

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RIP Geriatric Motoring Club

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Now that the hostess with the mostest has entered chat, our first meet will be pretty simple:

First we go to local rave and serve the way less fortunate:

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Oh somewhere up there is meeting up with friends to do something social but frankly it’s not that high on my list anymore.
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GMC: Four on the floor.
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i have to pretend to say that, because all you fuckers left vancouver.... sniff sniff.. im not crying, youre crying.


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At my age none of that shit above sounds appealing.
I think that's where me and AstulzerRZD's worries lie.

We wanna maximize life and enjoyment in the right pockets of time before our body is no longer able to do these activities or outgrow them and they're no longer enjoyable.

Y'all seniors be sending pictures of ABG's / Gym thotties, we're at the age where we are pulling them for the future spankbank

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Whats it like having friends that actually want to do said above items

Idk, me 3-4 years ago would've never dreamed of having all this social access to do all these fun things. I seem to be lucky in running into good people the last few years.

Yesterday, I subbed for a sports team, met a Honda fan and we ended up running some loud and gay street pulls in the Honda. Reminded me of being 21 again
Ended up getting re-invited to be a permanent member for their team haha.
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Whats with you GenZs obsessed with Min-maxing every aspect of your life? Life isn't a game it's not about racking up stats and XP points on spreadsheets. Just do what you enjoy, spend time with those who you like/love and fuck the rest. Lemme tell you this, life doesn't end at 40 - you choose the life you live. Maybe trying to "front-load" everything into your 20s will burn you out but I still enjoy going out and having fun times at my age. Sounds to me you're the ones wasting your life chasing some nebulous FOMO.
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I think that's where me and AstulzerRZD's worries lie.

We wanna maximize life and enjoyment in the right pockets of time before our body is no longer able to do these activities or outgrow them and they're no longer enjoyable.
I am curious if there is a list or matrix that exists somewhere that defines the criteria you guys speak to, and what the consequences are if you don't meet them by age "X."

You both have a lifetime ahead of you and there are no hard rules to come back to enjoy these things. Guys like Badhobz are complaining and discouraging because they're old and grumpy, and also richer than most of us. This is waht happens when you've done everything in a short amount of time. Everything becomes boring. Take what he says with a grain of salt.
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life is all about trying, no?

There are so many things I thought weren’t for me until I gave them a shot. Hip-hop dance—who would’ve guessed? Went from fearing the club to being in the middle of the dance circle.

And my car? At first, I thought I'd be a slick back 6MT E46 6MT owner. But trying a convertible... I've got my road bike on the back, top down in the snow, introducing drop top experience to my friends.

But not everything lives up to the dream. Europe, for example—it’s romanticized, love recharging there, but living there? Eh, pas pour moi.

Still, some things take work. A dream road trip, building the perfect ride—they start to need planning in late 20s.

But that’s the beauty, no? The effort makes it worth it. Life is about trying, feeling, and finding what you really care about
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Badhobz definitely doesn't speak for the rest of us in his age cohort. Sorry buddy -much love but my body still works fine at 42. It might not be able to take punishment as much as I did in my 20s but I can probably still run a 5k out of bed, go on long hikes, play sports, etc.

If anything my mind is aging more I'm just sick seeing the shit happening with society over and over again so I'll gladly pay money to avoid such discomforts.
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I am curious if there is a list or matrix that exists somewhere that defines the criteria you guys speak to, and what the consequences are if you don't meet them by age "X."

You both have a lifetime ahead of you and there are no hard rules to come back to enjoy these things. Guys like Badhobz are complaining and discouraging because they're old and grumpy, and also richer than most of us. This is waht happens when you've done everything in a short amount of time. Everything becomes boring. Take what he says with a grain of salt.
What hehe said was so real - I fear the window is closing.

It almost feels the the time to be chaotic and hoe around Europe is coming to a close
& people starting to care at what you already done/have a bit more.

Almost feels like now or never to take big risk with career/socially to set trajectory
Next thing I know I'll be 35 at a concert with my wife and sold my Ferrari engine for a Yamaha
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Whats with you GenZs obsessed with Min-maxing every aspect of your life? Life isn't a game it's not about racking up stats and XP points on spreadsheets. Just do what you enjoy, spend time with those who you like/love and fuck the rest. Lemme tell you this, life doesn't end at 40 - you choose the life you live. Maybe trying to "front-load" everything into your 20s will burn you out but I still enjoy going out and having fun times at my age. Sounds to me you're the ones wasting your life chasing some nebulous FOMO.
I know a few Millennials who are the same way. Getting older is realizing there's no actual age limit on things and ultimately life is a compromise. Your tastes are always changing and there's a good chance that later on you won't care about a lot of things you thought were so important when you were younger. So there's really no point in adding to much stress to it.
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Badhobz definitely doesn't speak for the rest of us in his age cohort. Sorry buddy -much love but my body still works fine at 42. It might not be able to take punishment as much as I did in my 20s but I can probably still run a 5k out of bed, go on long hikes, play sports, etc.

If anything my mind is aging more I'm just sick seeing the shit happening with society over and over again so I'll gladly pay money to avoid such discomforts.


youre like the model geriatric motoring geezer.

Some of us dont plan on being around much longer past 65 okay? especially without any little hobzlets, ill burn this fucking candle out ASAP and go out with a bang surrounded by 10 blonde hookers and a mountain of coke.

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