the VLS thread about nothing....
 

I have a weird obsession with cheese

i like touching pussy
























cats *meow*

I smell a hacked account...

*sniff*sniff* really where?

a trip down memory lane...if ur bored at work... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTDVEb6Wu-w

my username is my password

i like the smell of my own farts...

i whacked off to asian XL's thai surprises

My balls smell like cheese. Perfect for people who have obsessions with cheese.

the front of my jeans says "pussy cats".

I once went on a date with a Filipino chick who turned out to be a guy.....

....I put out anyway....


*whew* Feels good to get that off my chest

...not if that person likes their cheese melted and devoured while hot. =S


...but i mean if you're into that "messy" business and having no nuts afterwards.



<edit> Silva95teg likes to read crap, he says it brings him wisdom and the smell doesn't really get to him. weirdo.

ur my hero.


it's good to be gay,

"not that there's anything wrong with that!" - (high pitched voice) Seinfeld

I throw dead hookers over my 10th floor balcony. I have two balconies so it keeps the cops confused

I eat newborns and feed their mothers to my dawgs. I glue their heads to my ceiling.

Girl is currently....

giving Mananetwork head over the phone while he dozes off.

*gurgle*gurgle* Look i'm doing it again! *slurp*slurp*

Thank you for not throwing me off your balcony :D

Kool-Aid was invented in Hastings, Nebraska

I'm not gay

The idea of the donut hole was invented in Rockport, Maine

First blowjob ever documented was during the British Civil war in 1653 when two guys went down on each other. As the British might call it now, tea and crumpets.

i like touching girl......s....

waiting for the girl that loves cheese and messy business to ........ ( ill leave that for your imagination)

I play two musical instruments:

The rusty trombone
The skin flute

I'm not very proficient at either.

CHEESEBOX.

my foreskin looks like Elizabeth Taylor

Hens like Roosters
Geese like Ganders
Everyone else, likes Ned Flanders.