[netfreak]

No offense to anyone who may not have done so well, but the english provincial exam was designed to be easily passed by retarded monkeys. Thanks to the ESL program, the test is actually more difficult since it is sometimes extremely stupid. Through the wonders of being fucked by high school, I wrote the exam twice. The second exam asked students to analyze a poem about a talking foot... The key to passing the exam though is to surprise the markers. If I was marking those exams and I had to read boring crap after boring crap agreeing with whatever bullshit prompt they use for the essay writing, I would kill for some originality. So if the essay prompt is "surprises make life interesting" or crap like that, write about heart attacks..