[Big Daddy]

So yesterday around 7pm, my roommate tells me, "oh yeah, someone from the college called and said they had openings in the mechanics program." I go "SWEET, what time?" "8:30 this morning, I told them you were sleeping and I was too" "Ummm, what?" "Yeah, I figured that if you didn't answer the phone, why should I have to go and wake your ass up?" So I told him that if he didn't want to make the effort to walk 30 feet to my room and wake me up if the phone happened to be for me, why the fuck answer the phone?


Anyway, I went to the college today and asked about the phone call. They said there was a spot available, but it went to whoever was #6 on the waiting list, I was #5,so If my fucking roommate would've woke me up, I'd be going to college right now!