ok here is a great joke. i laughed my face off the first time i heard it..
so this lady walks into a grocery store and casually browses along.. once she finally gathers everything, she goes up to the cashier and unloads her cucumbers, oranges, protein bars, 10lbs of lean chicken breast, and some rice..
so as everything is getting scanned in.. the cashier look kinda puzzeled and asks "Are you single?".. shocked, the lady replied "Yes, how did you know?".. thinking that somehow the food she had purchased gave it away
the cashier responds.. "Because your fucking ugly"
yes, imature at best.. but it still cracks me up
