[ThunderKat]

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace
is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished... and before heading out today I finished off a
bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Tia
Maria, my Prozac, some Valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin' good I feel...