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This is what it has to say about cars:
Uncommon Knowledge about a car
Does it have a handle? I say No.
Does it lay eggs? I say Probably.
Does it live in the forest? I say Probably.
Does it have claws? I say Yes.
Is it a specific color? I say Probably.
Is it a type of bird? I say Yes.
Does it ring? I say Yes.
Can it be used to talk to others? I say Probably.
Does it have short fur? I say Yes.
Does it smell sweet? I say Yes.
Does it taste sweet? I say Yes.
Is it used to make salads? I say Yes.
Is it used by a baby? I say Probably.
Can it be trained to obey commands? I say Probably.
Do people sit on it? I say Doubtful.
Is it used in a game? I say Yes.
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