So yeah, I was at the Park today (pioneer) when this auxillary cop comes up and gets all lippy and tells me to pour my beer, i was halfway done my last beer so I figured whatever, dump the shit. An hour later my friend had a 12 pack, got dumped, then,.....ooooooh then, we notice a bunch of the auxillary's around my car...what the fuck are they doing? One comes up and asks if we know the owner I say we do, he asks where the owner is, i say right here. Then he ask to see my license and reg, give them both and asks what the problem is... no insurance since June 26, oh shit! They call a real cop over, really nice guy, he asks if I had any friends at towing companys, nope, so he calls a tow truck, doesn't give me a ticket, tow truck comes, I know the guy! Gets out of the truck , tells the cop he can't tow my car, too low, asks if he can use a demo plate, cop okays it, he drives my car to my house (cops kenew I was too drunk), charges me $20 for use of the plate

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edit: fixed drunken mistakes...