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bluebomber85 · 08-12-2005, 10:46 AM

Happy birthday craig!

Here's a funny ass story that happened last night, and I swear to god it isn't embelleshed or untrue at all in any way, happened last night at around 2am..

So, I'm sitting over at one of my friends houses drinking a couple beer when over msn, another one of our friends beeps us on msn laughing telling us about a cow that he saw on the road near his house, and how he was driving and the thing ran across the road almost ending up in the cow being run over. This was no baby cow, this was a full-blown steer, so his truck would of been just fucked. Another funny part of it is that he saw some hotties at the corner store right after it happened, so he starts to chat it up with them and they frantically ask him if he had seen their cow! So he tells them, that as a matter of fact yes, he had seen their cow right around the area! Off they go back on the cow search, and my buddy returns back home. So an hour later me and my friend are working on some more beers and our buddy goes "OH SHIT, BRB". he looks outside and there's 6 or 7 cop cars in his yard, so he's wondering what the fuck he did, all thinking something fucked up is going down.. So he goes outside to see cops running into his backyard and he hears some thrashing around.. Low and behold, that same fucking cow is inside his underground swimming pool thrashing around and fucking it up.. his brain couldn't comprehend this, as when he drove by the cow about an hour before that it was a solid 1.5km away from his house! So the cow ends up escaping again somehow out of the pool whilest 10 or so cops try to get it into submission, and i have no idea what happened after that because they took off to try and catch the thing.. In the aftermath my buddys pool's liner is destroyed, and so is the cover, so his pool's done for the year. I went over there about an hour after it happened, and there was water everywhere from the pool that the cow'd frantically splashed everywhere, cow hair all over the place, and there was cow shit inside his pool... Only in Kelowna

08-12-2005, 10:46 AM	#10743
bluebomber85 My homepage has been set to RS Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Kerona Posts: 2,284 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Failed 0 Times in 0 Posts	Happy birthday craig! Here's a funny ass story that happened last night, and I swear to god it isn't embelleshed or untrue at all in any way, happened last night at around 2am.. So, I'm sitting over at one of my friends houses drinking a couple beer when over msn, another one of our friends beeps us on msn laughing telling us about a cow that he saw on the road near his house, and how he was driving and the thing ran across the road almost ending up in the cow being run over. This was no baby cow, this was a full-blown steer, so his truck would of been just fucked. Another funny part of it is that he saw some hotties at the corner store right after it happened, so he starts to chat it up with them and they frantically ask him if he had seen their cow! So he tells them, that as a matter of fact yes, he had seen their cow right around the area! Off they go back on the cow search, and my buddy returns back home. So an hour later me and my friend are working on some more beers and our buddy goes "OH SHIT, BRB". he looks outside and there's 6 or 7 cop cars in his yard, so he's wondering what the fuck he did, all thinking something fucked up is going down.. So he goes outside to see cops running into his backyard and he hears some thrashing around.. Low and behold, that same fucking cow is inside his underground swimming pool thrashing around and fucking it up.. his brain couldn't comprehend this, as when he drove by the cow about an hour before that it was a solid 1.5km away from his house! So the cow ends up escaping again somehow out of the pool whilest 10 or so cops try to get it into submission, and i have no idea what happened after that because they took off to try and catch the thing.. In the aftermath my buddys pool's liner is destroyed, and so is the cover, so his pool's done for the year. I went over there about an hour after it happened, and there was water everywhere from the pool that the cow'd frantically splashed everywhere, cow hair all over the place, and there was cow shit inside his pool... Only in Kelowna __________________ 1996 Chev. Silverado Z71 2000 Yamaha YZ125